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Just a plastic bag drifting through the wind, trying to start again.

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I adopted Fiona 3 years and 4 months ago. A lot of people laugh about how much people post about their pets, but I rescued this dog and we saved each other's lives. I truly don't know if I'd still be here if it weren't for my day one, ride or die, the sweetest girl, my Fiona.

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@vincetorenn Two different sellers. So you know how Amazon works?

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Jimmy Kimmel is allowed to make fun of people struggling in natural disasters, but Shane Gillis can't set up a joke that sounds like it will be at the expense of women, but it's really a joke making fun of himself. Let's discuss.

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*write in for those who care

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I will fill in the ballot for governor of IL this year. I have two reasons:

1. Pritzker
2. Bailey

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I love that I saw Shane Gillis live last year and he said the same joke, just about Rogen and Theo. Didn't get laughed off. Was just pure, harmless, humor. This punchline was kicked off a long time ago.

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Shane Gillis is hilarious. He went out to get fired from SNL again. If you can't take it, that sucks dude. RIP to comedy.

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@Thebiglade We're all at home, but we drinking and smoking. Probably sports betting too.

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It's been a wild year of ups and downs. Triumphs and struggles. I spent a long amount of time surrounding myself with negativity, whether it be the people, the atmosphere, or both. I'm creating an immense amount of success in my life, and I'm only going to keep growing.

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Done with everyone but myself and my pups. People are pathetic.

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If I have to deal with one more sad soul that speaks on this. I won't do anything. I hope y'all find your peace. 🙏

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All I can say, it's sad how quickly people are open to judge and assume the worst in people they haven't talked to in years. However, it's helpful in understanding those I would never surround myself nor my family with. I'm grateful for what I have and grateful for what I don't.

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@ColtSmith18 If that many people backed me into the wall with mics I wouldn't even answer their questions lol.

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@ColtSmith18 You should manage the Cubs. I believe in you. Put your application in.

P.S. This isn't sarcasm

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@KPT_91 He's so much better than Caleb (lol)

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@childishgamzino Wild lmao

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If you're struggling with people who cause you more harm, anxiety, depression, or any negativity in life. It's time to drop them. Love yourself first. Take care of you.

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I'm finally turning over a new leaf. I've put this off for too long. I'm in the right mindset. I've been too copacetic with situations and people in my life. I'm going to start living life for me. Nobody else. Family are the only ones that get a pass.

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@ColtSmith18 How about that last at bat? Pathetic

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Bregman just did the least clutch thing of all time. 🤣

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Sometimes I miss living in Chicago.