Jayson Tatum: Deuce I’m sorry… uncle Jaylen got traded
Deuce Tatum: Hmph. Unsurprising. He was a fool performing the charade of an intellectual. A man of true wisdom would known the impact his online antics would have on a locker room. FATHER!🫰 I demand ice cream! Butter Pecan
@slambets808@wrldoftatum I’m criticizing him for trading Simmons and for giving JB up. Also for exercising Queta’s player option instead of just dropping him, but it looks like this year is truly a skip either way. Maybe the franchise is just cooked.
Jayson: “Deuce. Buddy, come here, Daddy has to tell you something”
Deuce: “what is it dad is it a ice cweam twip”
Jayson: “No buddy. I’m sorry. Uncle Jay.. Uncle Jaylen got traded for Paul George.”
Deuce: “Paul George?! Are you fucking kidding? Isn’t he like 40?!”