Cory T.

breaking down real life one turd at a time

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@_dawnmontgomery @Applebees Ya that didn’t happen. I’d bet that’s the customer copy and merchant copy says tip: $0

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@RealityAskew @ksorbs Holy shit a respectful disagreement! You didn’t even insult him! Bravo

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@nathaliejacoby1 Twitter followers and follower coaches. Dumb bitch.

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@becivilandkind @charlescwcooke 🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑

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Very gratifying teaching my 3 year old what a ‘shart’ is.

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@pardondadstake @ianmiles He’s been trying to reach him about his cars extended warranty

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When I’m sad I think of all the people I’ve met in my life. Then I smile knowing I’ve ruined the name Cory for their future children 🙃

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@nypost God I love the liberals defending that POS racist addict lol

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@NYGH_News @VaxHuntersCan @NYT_HP @JohnFilionTO @StanChoMPP @shelleycarroll @handongontario @DenzilMW @vincentkempp @PasternakTO @YaaraSaks Promoting unhealthy living! Scientifically unproven vaccines and arguable the worst burger in town! Where do I sign up!

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@DrKaliBarrett @fordnation You can always tell who’s never missed a paycheque.

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When someone bends down and you see their butt crack, it’s hard to have the same amount of respect for them.

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@JoeBiden Oh finally! Higher taxes for those lazy blue collar workers that keep this world alive so you can forgive student loans on that liberal arts degree for that fat cunt working part time at Starbucks.

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@TSN_Sports Subban

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@JoeBiden You’re a clown

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@atrupar You are everything that’s wrong in this world. You were a waste of cum

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Fart soup

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Have you ever wondered if your pregnant mother did the gene test to see if you were going to be born mentally retarded but then couldn’t afford the abortion? Um, yeah. Me neither 🙄

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Men that tan their upper thighs used to peep in their dads window while he changed

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To all the stay at home moms posting inspirational and motivational techniques to turn your life around, how about you get a fucking job and tell us how the real world works #SayNoToXenophobiaAttacks

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@hockeynight I would never watch otherwise. I’d rather change the channel between periods to infomercials