George Giraffe

I’m a Giraffe. Recently arrived in US to live with roommates and spread giraffe news.

[George Giraffe @AssKickerGeorge]

@OnlyInBOS Hee hee. Havin’ some fun with the boys. I’m actually pro bike lane on route 1 for personal reasons.

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@OnlyInBOS And these shitheads want to add bike lanes onto Route 1 in Saugus.

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@OnlyInBOS Is this like first time that MA voters decided on weed - the one where the voters voted to legalize? Or is this like the state audit where voters voted to audit and the state told them to shit in a hat?

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@FIFAWCXtra There is no Boston Stadium.

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@FOXSoccer Boston Stadium? Never heard of it.

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@MWMA_IND @MThi_59 @heatherellaxo Boston Stadium?

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@BenVolin It’s not called Boston Stadium.

[George Giraffe @AssKickerGeorge]

Now I know why everyone keeps calling it #bostonstadium which doesn’t even f’ing exist.

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

Gillette Stadium signage has been covered for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

FIFA has control of the stadium from now through mid-July.

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@OnlyInBOS Now I know why everyone keeps calling it #bostonstadium which doesn’t even f’ing exist.

[George Giraffe @AssKickerGeorge]

@MassFiscal About 4 years ago MA had a $2 plus billion dollar surplus. Great job @MassGovernor turning that into a deficit & shitting on tax relief.

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@WallStreetApes “Protection Giraffe” sounds cool but I don’t think it’s very practical.

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@BreannaMorello Indians have been know to walk under giraffe legs to “accidentally” brush giraffe dong across their cheek.

Weird group.

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@RezaC1 @NYCMayor In the animal kingdom, no one has the right to housing. Those who are housed are prisoners.

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@PlanetOfMemes Hahaha

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@BannedBWV @BasilTheGreat @DrTimothyKelly Cmon! I’m new here. Plus the Aves class of animals are kind of dicks.

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@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Good joke.

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@sarahadams @Polymarket @NoTurdsHere The Snozberries taste like Snozberries.

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@shannonsharpeee @grok was it all all black jury?

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@Ersin0X @TheLizVariant Women!