Maquille O’Neal

You are who you are when nobody's looking.
Irresponsibly spouting irrefutable life knowledge.

[Maquille O’Neal @AssMackwards]

@libsoftiktok Jack Black is too far, he must be protected at all costs #youcantkillthemetal

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@AustinEkeler you already know I’ve starting and holding you for years in my Keeper league, as anyone should. Keep up the good work, love the engagement!

[Maquille O’Neal @AssMackwards]

@The_DTCC
Hello, I’m a concerned investor who is losing faith in the DTCC. Can you explain to me how there can be accurate price discovery when a majority of a stock's trading volume goes to dark pools?

[The Butcher of Wall Street | Marcel Kalinovic @BossBlunts1]

@citsecurities What happened? Went from bailing out Melvin Capital to getting a bailout from sequoia? 🤣 🤣 🤣
https://t.co/nADL7Y3oCk

[POTATO_IN_MY_ASS 🥔 @POTATO_INMYASS]

Hey @Twitter, how much did Ken Griffin pay you to remove #KenGriffinLied? 🤔

We have receipts

#amc #gme

[Maquille O’Neal @AssMackwards]

If you are an absentee voter in Georgia, you have until 5pm to check your Ballot status and update as necessary!
https://t.co/TRhuQzUgTj

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Why can Donald Trump never come up with a resolution to anything? If you think voting is a problem, how do you fix it?! You won’t lose in a “rigged” system, but you’ll win that way? And forest management?! Help them!
#Mac2044

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Years later and you still haven’t Mac. But you’re being a Trump right now calm down #2020debategotmegoin

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Mannn, soon I need to find someone else to laugh at my jokes too

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The detective series Monk really loses its comedic value in COVID times

[Maquille O’Neal @AssMackwards]

Why has attempting to grow up as an organized adult somehow become centered around putting things back in their proper place? It’s to the point where even if something is fine where it is, but not in its spot, a small and unnecessary rage comes over me.

[Maquille O’Neal @AssMackwards]

Got thru a whole bag of Bugles before realizing I didn’t even stick one on my fingertips.
#adulting

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Will poor Paul Dano always play a baby faced victim in movies?

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It's a special feeling when shuffle brings up some classic @LILBTHEBASEDGOD right when your flight is descending into Oakland. #based #tybg

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Let's try this again... https://t.co/RNmbP7bNge

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I carried around my Irish passport on St Pattys to feel more important than others #allowedonceayear

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You know you're becoming an older man when you accept brown shoes and clothing as viable options

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Fun fact: coconuts are considered tree nuts

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How can you convince people you're not gay?

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People think that me being nice to them means I want to talk with them. Incorrect logic

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Sometimes when I'm on my phone I forget and try to check my phone in my pocket

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@sonicdrivein how do I get my money back after I already came back to fix an order and when they attempted to fix it , it was still wrong?