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I'm Ass Shakovich, CEO of Shake ASS Coin – PRESALE LIVE TILL 2024

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Hi there! It seems I owe you a story about who I actually am. My name is Ass Shakovich. I’m from Warsaw, but a couple of years ago, I moved to Brooklyn! I grew up in a small town. If it weren’t for my grandma, I probably would’ve been super self-conscious about my appearance. But I’m the spitting image of her, and she’s my number one role model. So instead of worrying about teasing from my peers, I was more focused on appreciating myself for who I am.

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My NY resolution: launche the game first, then the media project. I’ll pass you a Web3 GAMEchanger👾

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I’ll beat your ass if you don’t get presents for your granny.

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Hey, Elon! Guess, whos office our asses have visited?

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What is Web3 for you about? Is it about freedom? What is the price for this freedom?

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Merry Christmas, mfkers! 🎄❤️
Why only now? Because I’m just an ass, I mean Ass😂 Hope you get the best of your meme coins next year!

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@shahh I'n in, bro!! Ready to shake meme world

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Just imagine, how hard me and my team were working FOR MONTHS to make it possible – to drop something fun but solid, not another one-day shitty coin. I'll tell you more in upcoming days about what we are already cooking for January after the presale.

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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! 🚀🎉
Prepare your wallets — we’re going to the moon with the SHAKE ASS coin presale! This is a new meme coin supported by a vibrant media ecosystem.
We’ve created 3 levels for engaging with our community:
Big BO$$ Level: Buy coins during the presale and secure your spot as a top investor.
Bad A$$ Level: Participate in activities from our social media advent calendar and earn coins for your contributions. Starting tomorrow!
Cute A$$ Level: Be among the first to receive airdrop coins.
Check the details on our website! We’re fully set on Solana, with a comprehensive guide to help you buy the coin. The presale ends by the end of 2024.

Enjoy the ride, and feel free to ask any questions. Our team is here to support you! 🍑
Presale starts at 10 PM CET 20.12.

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🚀 It's official! I'm a CEO now! Shake Ass Coin on Solana – presale has started! Check our website in bio for details❤️

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Just woke up from the strangest dream! Like it was 2025, I’ve launched my crypto coin, started a media ecosystem and became “Person of the Year”. Is it a prophetic dream?

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Listen to this money meditation daily for at least 30 days, and watch your crypto portfolio grow (or at least stay alive)!😉🎄

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This post is charged with financial wisdom. Share it, and your next $5 investment might just take off.

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Wisdom of the day:
When you finally understand what liquidity is.

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@Fidias0 Keep inspiring, Fidias!

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Until recently, my life was just… happening. Day after day, one blending into the next. But this winter, right around Christmas and New Year’s, something clicked.  
I woke up one morning and realized two things:  
1. I was completely stuck.  
2. I didn’t want to live like that anymore. 
So, what do I want?

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FED cuts rates? Sounds like Santa dropped a bonus early this year. 🎅 New opportunities knocking – time to Shake it! 🍑💸

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The FED: ‘We’re just announcing the rate.’
Shake Ass and crypto investors: already armed with popcorn and party horns🍿📢

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@Sonya8912963018 @optimizoor You definitely mog this territory, but my team and I are already shaking our asses in sync to show you guys some real progress. I'll stay tuned—make sure you do too! 😘

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BTC: 108K 🎉
Shake Ass: The dance ain’t over yet����

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My cat wants food; I want purpose. So we teamed up: a game where fun = money. If I don’t add cats to the project, he won’t forgive me. Stay tuned.