_LEXX 🦖

I’m mean to men 🤸🏽‍♂️

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

me running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Baby, he paid her to do this. That’s his kink.

[Anubis @eduantao]

"se você dormir à tarde, não vai dormir à noite"

eu à tarde e à noite:

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Being forced to lock in when all I want to do is dilly dally

[hk 🛸 @wyahk]

this is probably what society would be like if men didnt exist lmao

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

“I can’t wait to go home, I have so much to do.”

Me as soon as I get home:

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[autist @litteralyme0]

Saying “I'll do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me tryna avoid eye contact with the dude tryna holla at me

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I realize I’m starting to like him

[_LEXX 🦖 @Ass_4daiz]

In Hunter Biden I trust 🫡😈

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

nigga got whooped so bad she never wanted to see again 😭

[_LEXX 🦖 @Ass_4daiz]

Ayee DG 👀

[Praise @tufpraise]

If a monkey or a penguin had done this, the internet would be overflowing with feelings of pity...

[‏ً @fwcodex]

when people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

DELETE RIGHT NOW!!!

[WICK @1wickedwick]

bae we cant both be on twitter

[_LEXX 🦖 @Ass_4daiz]

If you love me buy me a wind chime.