A$sfooty

welcome to the
ASS-Academy of shitty footy
just good ol' satire

[A$sfooty @Ass_footy01]

Welcome to the academy

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🇪🇸 YAN DIOMANDE MAKES IT THREE FOR REAL MADRID! WHAT A FANTASTIC GOAL! 🤯🤯

Racing Santander 0-3 Real Madrid.

[Saad @_20ic]

Romeo Lavia vs Manchester United

High quality🔝

[A$sfooty @Ass_footy01]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[A$sfooty @Ass_footy01]

@ChelseaFC Estebao joor !!

[A$sfooty @Ass_footy01]

@Asadcfc66 Fire movie bro

[A$sfooty @Ass_footy01]

@AstroWurlddd DM bro ?

[A$sfooty @Ass_footy01]

You said??😭😭😭

[OG 🇦🇷 @YikescleverOG]

This Barcelona lineup is more than enough to dismantle PSG 8-2. You lot will understand tonight 😮‍💨

[Jorgio Armani @JorgioarmaniGNF]

@Emmanuel_Tips @MrBeast @airrack @NanoBaiter The guy poking his nose and eating the mucus is digusting…

[A$sfooty @Ass_footy01]

@AduratheArtist @Yapodrome @AstroWurlddd Don't waist ur time on him bro he's Indian LMAO

[Nola @Ola_midex2]

@ManCity make nothing do my 125m oooo 👂

[𝗧𝗠 @TMfutbal]

🚨🚨| Ladies and gentlemen, David Ornstein — the GOAT of football journalism.

• No misinformation
• No biased reporting
• No PR work for players or clubs
• Never argues with fans on X when criticized
• Lets his reports speak for themselves
• Consistently sticks to the facts

Just pure journalism. Respect. 🫡

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Happy birthday to our No.9! 💙

[A$sfooty @Ass_footy01]

@FabrizioRomano you're a disgrace to journalism and a industry sell out !!

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

PL CLUBS DRIVING CITY OUT OF THE LEAGUE 😭😭❤️❤️

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Muxqp4beK9

[A$sfooty @Ass_footy01]

@ShartsAnCrafts @bearsaremean 🤣🤣🤣

[Bridgways. @Bridgways]

🫶🇪🇸

[🎥 | Chelsea FC]

[Ta West @wfreemantle]

Buddy, you're like 38, you know this feeling DAMN well 😂

[Mats Drawing @MatsDrawing]

Joao Pedro 🎨
🥷👎🏾

[Premier League @premierleague]

A flying start to the season for @ChelseaFC's forwards 🌟