Assad Alwi

WhySoSerioussss #SmileMoree

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Gava ilitoa 60 million kulipa goons huko Homa Bay.

That is 2 CT scan machines.

Guys, see what you elected.

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Pesa ya goons wako nayo ,Lakini when it comes to development wanasema wako marginalized 😂😂

[Muthoni wa Muthomo @GlitteringAnge]

Sifuna is not running for vice president. Hio msahau

[Fedha @GavongiFedha]

Baba was right Hawa watu Ni wajinga

[Ayahuasca🏝️🍹 @Ayahuascababe]

Na mjue without intimidation Sifuna would pool the same crowds in Rift Valley. HE IS WHO HE THINKS HE IS!!

[June 25th @Jasiri_WVR]

Hii kazi yote Sifuna anafanya, kuingia kichaka bila uoga, alafu Kalonoz amekaa hapo anangoja Sifuna akue deputy? Hehehehe

[Assad Alwi @AssadCapello]

@AbdulahiAdan10 Kwani ye ndo Mungu?? Punguza upuzi

[Hemant Mohapatra @MohapatraHemant]

The curse of discipline is that every day looks the same. The curse of indiscipline is that every year does.

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

The moment she caught her mom privately praying over her barbing tools, God bless our mothers 🥺🙏

[aether @bluewdrift]

Embarrassment is the cost of entry.
If you aren't willing to look like a
foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[KAT @reallKAT]

How silly of me to forget how far God has brought me just because I want to go farther.

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

The man who was dragging his a** in every village in Kenya calling himself a hustler and calling others dynasty, is today shouting you need billions of shillings to become president

Political amnesia

[Maxwell Asanyo🇰🇪 @maxwell_asanyo]

Most people advocate for Sifuna am telling you and we'll keep assuring @edwinsifuna that he has what it takes. This is the time.
#SisiNdioSifuna

[𝗩𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗻𝘁𝗲 𝗩𝗮𝗻𝗴𝘂𝗮𝗿𝗱 @vinguard254]

No goons, no injuries, no paid crowd just pure vibes and unity ❤️.

[David @David__DAYF]

Knowledge helps you to trust yourself.
Wisdom helps you to know who else to trust.

I have found the first to be valuable, but the second to be 10x more valuable. Learning how to tell the truth from lies will equip you to stand on the shoulders of giants.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Edwin Sifuna: When we were kicking out Moi, why were we saying he must go? It is not because he did not build stadiums; Moi built Kasarani and Nyayo Stadium, and after that, no one has ever built. This Talanta is going to be the next one. There is a life we used to live that was unacceptable to us, and as measured against the 6 values highlighted in the preamble of the constitution: human rights, democracy, rule of law, social justice, equity, and equality. Our lives have to be lived within a context of democratic ideals #CitizenExplainer

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

I Have nothing to Add on This.

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

Here is a list of 10 for you 🤡.

1. Barack Obama was a US Senator for Illinois. He served just four years in the Senate before being elected President at age 47.

2. John F. Kennedy went straight from being the U.S. Senator for Massachusetts to US President at age 43 with no governorship, Cabinet post, or other office in between.

3. Fernando Lugo went from serving as a senator-elect (after his religious career) to the Paraguayan presidency without being a governor or cabinet minister.

4. Jimmy Carter was elected President at 52. Came from being Governor of Georgia, with no prior national executive role.

5. Bill Clinton was elected President at 46. Came from being Governor of Arkansas, with no prior national executive role.

6. Donald Trump was elected President at 70. Had no prior elected office or government executive experience.

7. Nayib Bukele was elected President at 37. Came from being Mayor of San Salvador, with no prior national executive leadership role.

8. Volodymyr Zelenskyy was elected President at 41. Had no prior government office, coming from entertainment.

9. Emmanuel Macron was elected President at 39. He had never held a major national elected leadership position before becoming President.

10. Javier Milei was President at 53. Economist and member of Congress, with no prior national executive office.

Wantam siku zote☝🏾

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

"Next year's election will not be about money; it will be a wave." Maina and King'ang'i react to the Linda Mwananchi tour of Western Kenya over the weekend

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Even I who doesn't carry my ID anywhere because I also don't carry a wallet know that when travelling, I'll have to have my ID with me. Vitu zingine kusema ukweli ni ku force tu issues. Yes, there's no law mandating someone to carry an ID, but that's an active security zone man.