MGB

ManUtd 😒

[MGB @AssadXgh]

4th time lucky 😭

[Öbi_Jones @Obi_Jones]

lol they bagged my darg @AssadXrgh again.

[h @htomufc]

Dorgu chasing the keeper down with 10 seconds left to leave Everton 2v1 down our right for their equaliser

[MGB @AssadXgh]

That goal my goodness 😆 can’t hate

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

Started well, and we’ve subsequently got worse and worse as the half has gone on. Cunha up front just doesn’t work for me, and Mbeumo needs to start offering far more.

[Lys 🤎💫 @lyssah_a]

the doctor gone yell “Kobe” 🗣️ when he throws your toes in the trash.

[Danz📌 @zinownh]

keir starmer thinks he’s seeing heaven lmaooooooooooo

[J 🇾🇪 @UtdStruggs]

Same keeper who was making class saves at Old Trafford 5 days ago btw

[LuBu.🪁🎐🪻 @LuBu0072]

I been on the floor for 10 minutes 😭

[CBZ🥽 @chib_]

WE ARE DOOMED

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

This might have been true 2 years ago but not anymore. Since then, Bruno’s cleaned up his game a ton whilst maintaining productivity and Odegaard has played football like he’s on a hunger strike

[EASTERN ORTHODOX ☦︎ @soldierofchris]

☦️ Please remember me in your prayers. 🙏

I am currently in the hospital, suffering from typhoid and malaria, and I am going through a very difficult time physically and emotionally.

☦️ Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy on me and heal me.

[J…. @yehblitzed]

Ah well we’re all gonna die one day I suppose

[mel @ackermel_]

first in my bloodline to see a mounted ps5

[G @Gideoomatic]

These guys spent the entire summer winging it with no real plan or clue what they were doing lmao, you can literally see it by the end of the window. Best in class my ass

[Jimmy Bowers ❗️ @jimmysbowers]

I’m terrible at DIY, but I’ve managed to mount a TV and PS5 to the wall.

Genuinely proud of myself. It’s not perfect, but it’s pretty good.

[MGB @AssadXgh]

Amazing

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: LAMINE CAMARA DEAL OFF.

AS Monaco cancel Lamine Camara-Chelsea deal after a written agreement between clubs, as they proceed with Balogun sale to Everton.

⚠️ Chelsea are FURIOUS as call it a deeply unprofessional way to conduct business.

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

till the end gaffer because those crooks have set you up this window

[Callum @_callumstone]

This is one of those tweets you bookmark and revisit when City buy him for £130m in 3 years time.

[G @Gideoomatic]

.@INEOS you've ruined my life

[Lyés @LyesBouzidi10]

A fitting conclusion to the most nonsensical summer transfer window football has ever seen.