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Kuch bhi?

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@Riya_XOO1 5

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@airtelindia registered a complaint that when people call me, they can’t reach me. You fuckers say my number is not reachable. Was told issue resolved and will not happen again. Issue never fucking resolved.
And this started ever since your priority shit started! Fuck you! Bye!

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@zomato Got food poisoning.
Tried contacting customer support and the AI tells me it needs a ‘picture’. Am i supposed to send a picture of my vomit or poop?
What the hell? You need to kill your AI now!

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@mruthyunjaysarv @narendramodi 15k per year.

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@zomatocare Remove the fucking customer care option from your app if there is no way to connect to a human agent.
Moving to swiggy because you suck!
How TF can an AI solve my problem?
Like why don’t you fucking use AI to wash your butts in the morning? If you like AI that much.

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@ii_Shehab @Real_JFK_Jr_ You respect them so much you marry them regardless of blood relations

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@Arun_vish Just another millenial who hates his life and hates those who know how to set boundaries at work, how to live, and what the priorities are!

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@RaajpootAmmar @vasundra_25 Yeh aaye moral ground claiming millenial who fr can’t stop hating on GenZ

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@letsblinkit I’ll share tomorrow. For now, happy diwali

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@letsblinkit Got incorrect items because the store ran out of items i ordered. Complained and got offered replacement The arrangement took 20 extra minutes. The item is icecream by the way. The deliveryperson came and it was metled. He was holding them so tight they lost shape.

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@DeepikaBhardwaj Probably the judge was a female. Females should not be divorce judges at all.

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@drmerajhusain @BJP4CGState Tumhari raajneeti ki wajah se laashe hai

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You want to salvage this?
Stop all visits to Kashmir.
Once the tourist money dries up, they’ll either beg their bankrupt parent to die of hunger!
#Pahalgam

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@ahmermkhan Rehne de randi ki aulaad..

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Indian army should hit double hard on pakistan.
And then watch how all those peace organisations like United Nations cry tears in conferences watching the so-called ‘small & bankrupt’ Pakistan suffering.
For India, they don’t give a shit!
Fuck UN

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@OmarAbdullah Tune hi toh krvaya hai

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@Anonymous020101 @sandipsabharwal @narendramodi @AmitShah Toh sale madarchod terr rahul gandhi ya manmohan singh ko padke jo cartoon dekhta hai ya sala goonga baitha rehta hai.

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@sandipsabharwal @narendramodi @AmitShah Are jala ke rakh do

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And then liberals cry seeing what Israel was doing to Gaza.

Kill them and rid them of their miserable existence. Burn the entire terrorist nation which is responsible for kashmir today
#EnoughIsEnough #IndianArmy