Alex | Ass Cool

Founder & CEO @Assonchain 🫡
Building the next generation Solana launchpad.
Culture. Community. Chaos.
Recruiting the next wave on-chain. 🔥

[Alex | Ass Cool @Asscoolio]

@TheFigen_ Mr Bean

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@mert Cryptrust

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@BRICSinfo Trump is full of shit

[Ass.Cool @AssOnChain]

One day a kid is going to launch a token from his bedroom on ASS COOL.

A week later it’ll be trading millions.

People will call him lucky.

They won’t see the builders who spent months creating the rails that made it possible.

We’re building those rails.

🚀🍑

[Alex | Ass Cool @Asscoolio]

Bitcoin hits $69k:

2021: “We’re all gonna be rich!” 🚀

2026: “It’s over. Sell everything.” 😭

Same price.
Different emotions.

Crypto investors don’t track charts.
They track their feelings.

See you all at $100k where everyone suddenly becomes a genius again. 😂₿
#Bitcoin #BTC

[Alex | Ass Cool @Asscoolio]

@AssOnChain Token isn’t live yet, but the mindset stays the same.

Bull markets create legends.

Bear markets reveal them.

While others disappeared, we kept building.

The next wave won’t belong to the loudest.

It will belong to the ones who survived.

$ASS 💜⚡

WE DIDN’T CHASE.
WE SURVIVED.

#Solana #CryptoTwitter #DYOR #ASSCOOL

[Ass.Cool @AssOnChain]

🌞 Rise and Shine, Ass Coolers!

Some people woke up wondering what to buy.

You woke up already early.

The best stories start before the crowd arrives.

GM 🚀🔥
#AssCool

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@EmmanuelMacron deal with your shit show country first

[Ass.Cool @AssOnChain]

Most launchpads make money from launches.

We’re building an ecosystem that makes money from everything after the launch.

🚀 Token Creation
📈 Trading Volume
🔥 Token Boosts
💧 Liquidity Services
💰 Token-2022 Revenue Tokens
🎯 Creator Tools

ASS COOL isn’t trying to launch the next meme coin.

We’re building the infrastructure for the next generation of Solana creators.

Early is a gift.
@solana @phantom @cz_binance

[Alex | Ass Cool @Asscoolio]

Good morning ⏳

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England and France are becoming case studies in how poor leadership, unchecked immigration policies, and globalist ideology can erode social cohesion and national confidence. What we’re seeing today is the result of decades of political decisions that many voters never asked for.

#Psg #France #shitshow

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@Pumpfun @CoinComms then checkout @AssOnChain

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@TedPillows nahh

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@DavidVance old video

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@DurovPD 3-1 PSG

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🚀 Something big is coming to Solana.

ASS COOL will support Token-2022 Tax Tokens from day one.

💰 Built-in creator revenue
⚡ Up to 5% transfer tax
🔒 Lock forever or keep editable
🔥 Simple launch flow
🛡️ No coding required

Most launchpads help you launch a token.

We’re building tools that help creators build sustainable projects.

Would you launch with 0%, 2%, or 5% tax? 👇

#Solana #Token2022 #Crypto

[Alex | Ass Cool @Asscoolio]

The best thing that ever happened to you probably didn’t feel like it for at least two years.

[Ass.Cool @AssOnChain]

🚀 What is Ass Cool Launchpad?

Ass Cool makes launching a Solana token ridiculously easy. No coding. No complicated setup. Just launch and go live.

⚙️ What you get:
• One-click token creation
• Built-in liquidity setup
• Instant buy/sell + live charts
• Verified, tradable token listings
• Full launch dashboard

🔥 NEW: Token-2022 Support Added
• Create advanced tax/revenue tokens
• Automatic transfer fee support
• New monetization options for creators
• Launch standard SPL tokens or Token-2022 with a simple toggle

💰 Built for creators:
• Revenue-generating token options
• Real liquidity from day one
• Fast launches on Solana

🔥 What makes Ass Cool different:
• No fake launches
• No broken tokens
• Real liquidity
• Real trading
• Designed for non-technical users

🧠 Simple:

Launch → Add Liquidity → Go Live → Trade

⚡ The next generation of Solana token launches is here.

#Crypto #solana

[Alex | Ass Cool @Asscoolio]

I think people jump to supernatural explanations too quickly.

The most likely explanation is that her brain was under extreme stress from lack of oxygen, low blood flow, medication effects, or the dying process itself. Those conditions can cause hallucinations, confusion, and intense facial reactions.

Could she have been seeing something? Maybe. But from a medical standpoint, it’s far more likely her brain was malfunctioning than proof of anything paranormal.