Endrick fan

Remontada.

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

BRING BRING BRING BRING BRING

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 NEW: Real Madrid are keeping a close eye on Ayyoub Bouaddi. @Santi_J_FM 👀

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

Good signing

We desperately lack footballers who are good at football

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨💣 BREAKING: BERNARDO SILVA JOINS REAL MADRID.

He has accepted the club's offer.

DONE DEAL. @FT_Redaktion 🇵🇹⚪

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

I'm just so embarrassed man

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 Florentino Perez: "I will make an offer for a MASSIVE SUPERSTAR next week.

He is a CRISTIANO RONALDO TYPE SUPERSTAR.

People will NOT BELIEVE IT."

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

6 non-penalty league goals

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

"Total GALACTICO"
"Cristiano Ronaldo level superstar"
"In the category of Zidane, Figo and Beckham"

The player was Julian Alvarez!

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

We could legitimately pay 300M and I'd be over the moon, it's not my money

[🫵🏽🇭🇷🇧🇷🇵🇹 @idoxvi]

Bayern won’t accept any offer but I honestly really wouldn’t care if we overpay by a lot on Olise tbh

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

"Are you Bartomeu?"
"No, I'm Florentino Perez"

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 CONFIRMED: Real Madrid RATE JULIAN ALVAREZ VERY HIGHLY!

They have ASKED about him.

Atletico would SELL if an offer of €150M arrives. @SkySportDE

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

Julian for 150M would legitimately be the worst signing in football history

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 JULIAN ALVAREZ TO REAL MADRID.

YES OR NO?

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

Courtois
Trent Konate Militao Gvardiol
Fede Mateus Fernandes Bellingham
Olise Endrick Vini/Mbappe

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

What midfielders?

People act like Neves and Vitinha are actual possibilities lol Nasser will literally spit on the phone then hang up

If you actually think that signing dudes like "Mateus" and "Hjulmand" is better than signing Michael fucking Olise then you're a tryhard nerd

[Mohamed✆ @BlancoInsight]

The talks also with Bayern for Olise are not going to be easy and it could drag on until the last days of the window. Not a good option. Why people acting like we need Olise more than new midfielders?

Even if the deal was feasible, I'd still sign midfielders.

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

Konate-Huijsen when we get caught on a counter

[Gill @Gilld]

All balls to Güler.

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

Vini-Olise is such insane firepower on the wings that you can literally put rudiger at striker and the attack would still work

Having 1v1 demons on both wings opens up the entire game and leaves so much space

Sadly none of this will happen and this is a giant PR stunt

[🫵🏽🇭🇷🇧🇷🇵🇹 @idoxvi]

Olise is not fixing this

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

Sooo cringe he'll bid 150M for Vitinha, PSG will immediately reject it, and he'll say oh well I tried

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Florentino Pérez: "On Tuesday, I will make a MASSIVE OFFER to a Champions League club for a SUPERSTAR PLAYER.

It will be a CLUB RECORD BID.

I WILL PAY AT LEAST 150 MILLION EUROS."

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

"could"
"one more"
"right opportunity"

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid could try ONE MORE defensive signing if the right opportunity appears on the market. @FabrizioRomano

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

We're deadass a bodybuilding gym

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Real Madrid particularly value Ibrahima Konaté's physical attributes.

Standing at 1.94 meters tall and weighing 95 kilos, Konaté embodies the profile of a dominant center-back that the team considers essential to regaining their authority in both penalty areas. @La_SER

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

Joao Neves...

I miss having good midfielders man

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Florentino Perez: "Mourinho is Real Madrid's new coach? Actually, I think I'll be the new coach myself. (laughs)" @Record_Portugal

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

It's officially over. 💔

It was a pleasure to live in the same lifetime as this team.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: Fede Valverde suffered from TEMPORARY AMNESIA after getting knocked out.

He was FORGETTING THINGS. @elchiringuitotv

[Endrick fan @Assdridista]

One shot BANG

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 When the players went back to the locker room, and Fede Valverde kept accusing Tchouaméni of leaking to the press, Tchouaméni went up to him, and calmly told him that he needs to stop with the accusations, and that they need to make PEACE.

But Valverde REFUSED to stop and kept going.

When he kept going, Tchouaméni threw a HEAVY PUNCH at Valverde's face, immediately dropping him to the floor, where he hit his head and cut it.

Valverde looked very dizzy and almost unconscious, and was taken out in a wheelchair. @diarioas

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Fede Valverde : "There was a NEGATIVE ENERGY for months inside the locker room, but now, we are VERY positive, and we will go out there to K*LL."