Assertive14

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[4 Capital @koech235]

Ukijifunza stock Market ya Kenya ( NSE) , offshore ni only transfer of skills na kujifunza how system works. Don't feel left out ukisikia watu wakisema Offshore ..offshore, time yako itafika uende huko. build capital at NSE kwanza ukipata a good amount uende.
there are many sources of information about offshore so maybe sometimes unaweza fanya some reading here and there. mtu kama @mtucreativity and @kahome_steve are some of the guys I follow so perhaps you can follow them too.

[Evan wa Memba @EvanoMemba]

Bro, this new week, I want to ask you if possible to invest. The future is going to so bright for you.

This is what 100 k can give you as of today 👇👇

KCB – 1,274 shares
Equity – 1,149 shares
Co-op – 2,873 shares
Absa – 3,049 shares
NCBA – 1,133 shares
StanChart – 294 shares
Stanbic – 540 shares
I&M – 2,200 shares
DTB – 1,550 shares
HF – 22,200 shares
BK Group – 3,700 shares
Family Bank – 4,425 shares
Safaricom – 3,236 shares
KPLC – 5,763 shares
Britam – 7,782 shares
KQ – 17,921 shares
KenGen – 10,080 shares

This counters are less-risk. They are going up.

Secret is buy and HOLD .

This 100 k by 2030 might be 1.5-2M depending on which stocks you bought

[cheruiyotkb @cheruiyotkb]

The whole point of an emergency fund is that you can access it instantly when life happens.

With stocks, you have to consider the prevailing share price lest you sell at a loss.

With SACCO deposits, you must give a notice of withdrawal that takes 60 days.

If you redeem a bond before maturity, you get penalized. That defeats the purpose entirely.

A better option for an emergency fund is a money market fund. You still get capital protection and low risk.

You earn a fair return, circa 7 to 11% p.a—and your money is accessible within 1 to 3 working days when you actually need it.

[Arpita Trisha @Trisha_Techie]

Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang said:

“AI will create more millionaires in 5 years than the internet did in 20.”

So I looked at the people already getting rich from AI.

Turns out they all do these 4 things most people never think about:

[Pharm. Unique @celebritypharm]

The moment you wake up and realize your pillow is drenched with saliva, don’t wave it off too quickly.

I know drooling while asleep is a common thing that can happen due to minor reasons like your sleeping position.

But the thing is that, there are other serious causes of drooling in your sleep.

You can find out below

[Assertive14 @Assertive147]

@KenyaPower_Care Hello Kenya Power.
I bought tokens for my meter last night and haven't gotten a revert (the token) to this time. I have dropped my meter number and proof of payment on your DM. Please assist.

[Gichuki Kahome @kahome_steve]

The NSE is full of noise.

But right now, there are 5 stocks with real fundamentals, real upside, and in some cases — dividends about to hit your account.

Here are the top 5 stocks I'd buy on the NSE this May.

A thread.🧵

[Assertive14 @Assertive147]

@RealDonKp @Fra_nkXBT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Dr Mouth Matters @GanKanchi]

When a crow feels sick, it goes to an anthill—not to eat the ants, but to disturb them.

The crow shakes its body, fluffs up its feathers, spreads its wings, and stays still while the ants crawl all over it.

As they move through its feathers, the ants release formic acid, a natural chemical that helps eliminate bacteria, mites, and parasites hiding on the crow.

The crow knows exactly what it’s doing.

This behavior, called “anting,” is its natural way of healing itself.

Sometimes, the crow even picks up ants with its beak and rubs them onto its feathers as if they were medicine.

No veterinarian, no pills—just instinct!

👇

[jane @ijanedoll]

I’ll never forget the day my professor changed my whole perspective on love. The class was loud until he asked, “If you’re in a relationship, do you still get crushes?” Silence washed over us. He drew a heart, wrote “Loyalty” and “Faithfulness” inside. “So if love contains these, why does someone else still catch your attention?”No one could answer. I whispered, “Because it’s not love.” He turns, smiles knowingly. “Exactly. Just because you’re in a relationship doesn’t mean you’re already in love. Sometimes we’re only in a relationship because we love the idea of being with someone who cares for us.” That line stayed with me. He wasn’t just teaching a subject… he was teaching life. 🫶

[IZZOH @Newtonnizzoh]

Rumour has it that there is a book called Enoch that was banned from the bible because it had too much revelation of what happened and what will happen in the future.

[Assertive14 @Assertive147]

@safaricomzurie1 The trouble is that you don't respond to my DMs, there already is an unreverted to message if you can check.

[Wayne Gakuo @wayne_gakuo]

So KRA can now tax your bank account deposits treating them as income if you can't prove otherwise?

This is a bad precedent and it's a slippery slope from here.

[Assertive14 @Assertive147]

@BobbyVj @TheNairobiTimez Identity concealment I think, looks more like a fashion trend these days but it ain't no basic requirement.

[Tevo @Tevin_IsOmondi]

I was reading comments & someone mentioned Namoratunga in Turkana where men were turned into stones in 300BC and its evident till now. More I dig in the deeper it gets, Kenyans are the chosen ones, and Kenya is not a country, its a warning that you aren't ready

Namoratunga means "people of stone". Namoratunga or Kalol pillar site is a megalithic site in Turkana, lies between the Kerio and Kangetet rivers just south of L. Turkana. It has an alignment of 19 basalt pillars that are nonrandomly oriented toward certain stars and constellations.

[Remember a post I put about Simbi Nyaima where rainfall subbmerged a whole village because of its pride and refuse to give the old lady water, stay with me >>] Now the locals have feared the place and never went there over the years. Also, children were warned against going to the area because it was filled with evil spirits. But why?? >>>

[Tevo @Tevin_IsOmondi]

Ruto, US and Germany ambassadors to Kenya are all in Homabay [Water portal]. Mt Kenya is a stargate and these 3 lakes in Homabay are portals. [Kikuyu are keepers of leyline; Luo are guardians' water]

Atlantis and Lemuria never fall , it migrated. Stay with me on this one🧵>>>

[Ray @ms_mutegi]

Here's why Lodwar should be on your bucket list. I ought to have done this weeks ago but life happened🫢😄

#THREAD

[Mwihaki @Mwihakiwanganga]

Omg💔 Guys please if you come across this quoted tweet, retweet widely 😔