Ken Assey 🇰🇪

Am all the way up

[Henry Kabogo 💧 ❄ 🇰🇪 @Kabogo_Henry]

Sifuna should find this Busia man and put him in his Linda Mwananchi campain.He should have been invited to Homabay.

[GodFather @Kiunga0]

@C_NyaKundiH He indeed is!

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

2021: No salary increase
2022: No salary increase
2023: No salary increase
2024: No salary increase
2025: No salary increase

2026:
Employee: “Kindly accept my resignation.”

Boss: “But you’re doing such a great job! Why are you leaving?”

Employee: “I’ve received a new job offer with a 65% salary increase, and there’s also a guaranteed annual raise based on performance.”

48 hours later…

[Ken Assey 🇰🇪 @AsseyKenneth]

Must Go.

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

This government is nuts.A police officer with no uniform stops you and starts harassing you for no reason .Kwanza wtf is this approach

[Dr Honey choudhary 🩺 @Doctors__squad]

ANTIBIOTICS

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Oriti idhi maber Baba.

[JESHI LA SIFUNA @Jeshi_LaSifuna]

Till We Meet Again BABA.. Forever Grateful Jakom

[Sir Adam ™ @AdamMaina_]

Former President Uhuru Kenyatta shares light-hearted memory at Raila Odinga’s funeral.

“Saa ingine baada ya kazi, tulikuwa tunapewa kitu kidogo kidogo na Raila… Mnacheka, hiyo kitu kidogo ilikuwa uji ama chai.”

Crowd erupts in laughter amid tears.

[Thespotcheck.co.ke @AllanObare4]

Buana can someone find Edwin Sifuna and give him my malaria vaccine 😂😂😂

Rigathi Gachagua

[Sir Adam ™ @AdamMaina_]

Today's numbers have clearly overshadowed last year's, truly #SiriNiNumbers. 👏🏿🇰🇪❤️

[CATHY MUTUKU @cathy_mutuku]

Proud of my country people
#SiriNiNumbers https://t.co/12OBdsNTWX

[Ken Assey 🇰🇪 @AsseyKenneth]

@Mbadi_CS Mbadi CS Finance, fuo odonjo e wiii

[Nyandia Gachago, ACIM @Nyandia_G]

Hi @StandardKenya

Kesho Front Page Image?

#JusticeForEliJoshua

[Ken Assey 🇰🇪 @AsseyKenneth]

@HeemMufc My friend has never recovered from this ordeal, good thing the girl’s parents confirmed she was diabetic and on medication. He still spent some time in the cells. He became alcoholic, taken to rehabilitation but still he has never recovered from this, wife left him.

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

Nah this video is killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ruto impeaching Gachagua was the best decision ever 🤣🤣🤣

[Kalonzo Musyoka @skmusyoka]

General Francis Ogolla was taken out! No Kenyan believes the story of engine failure. He was taken out!

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

Day a very unhappy Uhuru talked of Sh3 bn stolen from Elgeyo Marakwet being used for church offerings such as the Jesus Winner Ministry one

[Loba Agboola @lobacake]

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Perfectly articulated