Ashely

let's get lost 💭

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

Losing weight is like, really hard... until you move out on your own and have the energy and money to only eat maybe two meals a day.

[Michael David Smith @MichaelDavSmith]

Police confirm an AR-15 rifle was used in today's school shooting. AR-15 style rifles were used in the Texas church shooting, the Las Vegas concert shooting, the Orlando nightclub shooting and Sandy Hook. The NRA says a ban on AR-15s wouldn't do any good. Could we please try?

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

Watched 4 episodes of Queer Eye on Netflix and have cried way too much. Ugh it’s so good

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

And, the 3 times she’s left it empty have been in a span of EIGHT days. I’m seriously concerned I might be getting pranked rn.

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

Don’t know if I should be 1) pissed because this is the THIRD time in the short 3 weeks I’ve been here or 2) concerned because I changed this Saturday night, so like 4 days ago.

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

idc what else you do in life, but if you use the last of the toilet paper and do not replace it, and just let an empty roll sit there, then you are not a girl’s girl.

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

Googles “how to avoid going to sleep at 9:30pm so I don’t seem unapproachable”

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

What a time to be alive, people have rated a lake.

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

I wish I was more entertaining 😩 https://t.co/QdNbSbfmyf

[Jordyn @dnalgnenydroj]

Can’t sleep so stalked @AsshSlay What else was I supposed to do?

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

And ppl using their phone in the waiting area. Pls stop 🙃

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

I WILL complain about medical offices not being on time. I got here at 11:58 for a 12:30 appt. it’s 12:54 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

Pls stop complaining about medical copays when you have a name brand purse, shoes, and a contoured face.

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

@KelseyJayDevlin @bgreenback Well close, Bozeman 🤗

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

@bgreenback @KelseyJayDevlin Guys... I’m coming back. Next week 😍

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

This year like really sucked and the only things I learned from it were that I’m really bad at being poor and I cry a lot

[Ashely @AsshSlay]

@bgreenback Hm, valid. But it did happen 🤷🏼‍♀️ I cannot lie