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Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
Twitter account of Asshole Consulting, the world's ONLY professional asshole.
Las Vegas, NV
Joined June 2016
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Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 8 years ago
"Your Gender and Skin Color Have No Value" https://t.co/u4LtQt7jr6
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 8 years ago
If you stop having kids, then your income per capita will increase. But apparently the math is too hard for some people. https://t.co/96vWTKySfH
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 8 years ago
Older Brother Podcast Episode #16 https://t.co/t9gdIwoSWR
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
https://t.co/96vWTKhgR7 https://t.co/biC1EFlR7K
Who to follow
Matt
@mi_ceng
Beware the silent ones...
Linda
@LinNoOne
"The law says 'Do this' and it is never done. Grace says, 'believe in this' and everything is already done." Jesus leads us away from danger.
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@callyou218
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
@GuardiasKnight
No, that's a good exception/point. The IT guy at the DoD would not get a point.
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
No amount of government money will replace the nuclear family. https://t.co/96vWTKhgR7
AssholeConsult
Β retweeted
Leo M.J. Aurini
@Aurini
almost 10 years ago
Heh.
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
We don't want you "back in the kitchen." We want you out there working jobs to pay the taxes for all this socialist BS you ladies voted in.
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
You'll learn more on a road trip than college. https://t.co/vyTACqY95S
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
There are few more noble goals in life than nailing your hot ex-baby sitter when you're older. https://t.co/96vWTKhgR7
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
You will have FEMINISM with your movies AND LIKE IT DAMNIT!!!! https://t.co/DEnMo8uODS
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
We need the
#LiberalArts
! Without them how would hot young women become desperate & destitute enough to strip? https://t.co/96vWTKhgR7
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
Ladies, the #1 men care about, & will always care about is your youth & beauty. Accept reality. https://t.co/96vWTKySfH
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
I've had my fill of
#Milo
drama. https://t.co/YgAzo865zE
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
@basedmattforney
@LibtardAmerica
Jesus Forney, you make me almost want to attend a political convention!
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
QOTD-"College is essentially a daycare for 20 year old kids that have slightly more developed minds than infants." https://t.co/96vWTKhgR7
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
"Welcome to Country" is proof the Aussie left are pussies. https://t.co/q0xF5mUSMD
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
@greenmorgan804
@DrunkenPeasants
I was already on their show. I hurt their feelz by suggesting some people fake mental illness.
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
almost 10 years ago
The Meek Shall Inherit Jack Shit https://t.co/96vWTKhgR7
Asshole Consulting
@AssholeConsult
about 10 years ago
"Social Anxiety Disorder" isn't a real thing. But being a pussy whinny millennial is. https://t.co/96vWTKySfH
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