Asshole Consulting

Twitter account of Asshole Consulting, the world's ONLY professional asshole.

[Asshole Consulting @AssholeConsult]

"Your Gender and Skin Color Have No Value"
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[Asshole Consulting @AssholeConsult]

If you stop having kids, then your income per capita will increase. But apparently the math is too hard for some people.
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Older Brother Podcast Episode #16
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@GuardiasKnight No, that's a good exception/point. The IT guy at the DoD would not get a point.

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No amount of government money will replace the nuclear family.
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[Leo M.J. Aurini @Aurini]

Heh.

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We don't want you "back in the kitchen." We want you out there working jobs to pay the taxes for all this socialist BS you ladies voted in.

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You'll learn more on a road trip than college. https://t.co/vyTACqY95S

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There are few more noble goals in life than nailing your hot ex-baby sitter when you're older.
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You will have FEMINISM with your movies AND LIKE IT DAMNIT!!!! https://t.co/DEnMo8uODS

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We need the #LiberalArts ! Without them how would hot young women become desperate & destitute enough to strip?
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[Asshole Consulting @AssholeConsult]

Ladies, the #1 men care about, & will always care about is your youth & beauty. Accept reality.
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I've had my fill of #Milo drama. https://t.co/YgAzo865zE

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@basedmattforney @LibtardAmerica Jesus Forney, you make me almost want to attend a political convention!

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QOTD-"College is essentially a daycare for 20 year old kids that have slightly more developed minds than infants."
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"Welcome to Country" is proof the Aussie left are pussies. https://t.co/q0xF5mUSMD

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@greenmorgan804 @DrunkenPeasants I was already on their show. I hurt their feelz by suggesting some people fake mental illness.

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The Meek Shall Inherit Jack Shit
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"Social Anxiety Disorder" isn't a real thing. But being a pussy whinny millennial is.
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