Asanda Jelman

UKrila-uTangana- then a Sales Executive| Marketing Guru| Business Analysis| Reader| Writer| Entrepreneur| HealthCare| Decor

[Asanda Jelman @AssieJey]

@SAPoliceService This is how Afrika should be contributing towards Tax, voluntarily. Our country is too rich to be this poor. Enkosi Tata.

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@TAKEALOT YOU GUYS SENT THE SAME PARCEL TO THE SAME WRONG ADDRESS FOR THE SAME TIME!!! WHAT'S THE USE OF WRITING AN EMAIL AND QUERYING ANYTHING INTO DETAIL AND LEAVING MY ADDRESS WHICH IS ALSO ON YOUR SYSTEM IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING???

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@TAKEALOT I got another damn call telling me they're in Soweto. I changed my address to Sandton a long time ago. I'M LEAVING SOON WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE WANT ME TO DO NOW!!!!!!

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@TAKEALOT Hi, I will inbox you the above...

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@MbazimaThomason @ReezyH_ You don't argue with fools my brother👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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@InternetH0F A dog or horse

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@letsang_B It was funny until someone's child was mentioned😬

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@BrentLindeque Sweet man, advise taken and mission accomplished Sir!

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@Kanyi_kaMthembu I'm dissapointed on my Xhosa Sis, hay ndihamba ne Queen yomZulu ngoku rhaaa😭😭😭😭😭 she ain't staying with no broke ass

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@Ashseraka2

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@Art0fThinking Sadly human nature is a self-serving one, we tend to forget that it is the universe that places an able person your way when in need of one

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@LMkonqo Ohyini 😭😭😭😭🫢👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Camagu!!

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@Shotgun_za I don't believe it's right for anyone to beat anyone back, we need to walk away from people who don't bring out the best in us.

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@LMkonqo uye elirhuqa I believe you, kodwa abantu abaphila kuye abanangxaki namadolo kalok yiloonto ebuya elirhuqa kwakhona coz bagqibile ukumsebenzisa🤣🤣🤣👌🏾🫶🏾 ndiyacamahusha maan ndinguTangana

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@Ngangolwandle7 @AdvoBarryRoux Remember this is not James Bond hey, it's KZN where there's arrogance, ignorance and umuthi beliefs heavily asithethi nge sniper but iiNkabi. Just saying...

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@BalisoMlamli Queen Mother🫶🏾👌🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@LMkonqo I'm neva trying archar hay ungathengisi😭😭😭🤣🤣 well we know what the hidden treasures are, mna andivumi nangala papa ihamba nee salads heyiii

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@Bhele__ Hay kodwa Dikela ingabi yi date emva kwenye kaloku and kungade kuphele ubusika, futhi it's not only your responsibility to take one to a date mos the other party nayo ingayenza loonto and take you out

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@Zikamnyamane Is he not dehydrated maybe?