StorkAssistant

L&D RN. Proud liberal. Likes: my family,my dogs & my ferrets (don't judge-ferrets are awesome).Dislikes: poor crotch hygiene. Views are mine. #WVU

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

reboot.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i do not “shed.” i sprinkle my glitter

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@DrGolfShirt Pizza from Admin. On night shift. After it has been left out all day.

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So someone I follow on FB is a qanon freak. Time to unfollow. Or at least mute.

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

For those wondering, the Michigan votes reported so far are mostly Election Day votes. The numbers have been changing *substantially* as mail-in votes are added in each precinct.

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@nursinterrupted I legit said the same thing as I read this.

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@MysterySolvent Holy shit. He's gonna break a hip

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@barelyberlee @asthehosptuRNs @IowaSOS I'm just south of the quad cities and I hope so bad that Earnst loses!!

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@DilaudidDarling I switch between brooks and dansko. They seem to keep my feet happy.

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@Q2turnQueen I would lie and say this. They know better than to call me on a day off.

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@growlsatsalads What do you mean, too many?

[Dana Studenberg🟧 @Meatballsubs13]

Whoever was onto @PeteButtigieg in the primary, I’m so sorry I didn’t quite get it. I get it now. He’s delightful, intelligent, strong, sensitive, feisty and human. He has such a future.

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@SaltyLikeSaline

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@jillteresa1 @TazKHC @JoyceWhiteVance You win my feed today!

[LillianVikingDK @Lilliancphmco]

@JoyceWhiteVance All I know, is Ivanka hit her head and is now wearing a Maxi Pad, to hide the bruise.

[Kat BSN, RN, CCRN🩺✨ @SaltyLikeSaline]

WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF HOSPITAL BEDS. AGAIN. FOR FUCKS SAKE, WEAR YOUR MASKS ‼️

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@RNSuperHero Here at our little hospital, it's the OB that gets abused like that. If we are empty, then house supervisor thinks that she has extra staff.

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@tlitman Yell 'You're fired!!' at trump!