Asses Of Evil

Evil dictator. Ruler of Salentine. Maniacal genius. Future ruler of the world. Single Dad.

[Doug Karo @DougKaro]

I've had places screw up my order before, but @habitburger takes the cake for literally forgetting the burger.

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

I just travelled 1104 meters into the frantic mines of @RailRush on iOS! Can you top it? http://t.co/BTfu2QaOve

[Asses Of Evil @AssizKing]

Am I bad for laughing at the imbeciles?! https://t.co/Fiuq7wwNjb

[Asses Of Evil @AssizKing]

I'm assuming Donald Trump backed out of the Paris Accord is because he secretly owns a Gas Mask manufacturing company.

[Asses Of Evil @AssizKing]

No oil in my country means no cars so... no Paris Accord here.

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

Oh my God we are so fvuvked!

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

There used to be a time when we didn’t have access to all the world’s knowledge while sitting on the toilet.

[Asses Of Evil @AssizKing]

Peter King to Trump: ‘Slow down’ on tweets and get the job done
https://t.co/CmXvEss2RA

[Asses Of Evil @AssizKing]

Former Swedish prime minister asks: What has Trump been smoking?
https://t.co/rEhgu86ZPJ

[Asses Of Evil @AssizKing]

North Korea ready to improve relationships with 'hostile' nations
https://t.co/O3BnjkVufw

[Asses Of Evil @AssizKing]

John Oliver mocks Trump with Putin techno song
https://t.co/daIXYmWcFI

[Asses Of Evil @AssizKing]

Divorced Father Buys String Cheese To Make Coming To His Place Fun
https://t.co/NqcMsXZv3V

[Asses Of Evil @AssizKing]

White House adds to report on Trump's Sunday golf game
https://t.co/pbH0PygsSE

[Asses Of Evil @AssizKing]

Anthony Bourdain pokes Trump on Sweden
https://t.co/8JwQxjZVmf.

[Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays]

President Trump might ask the Supreme Court to rule on his travel ban. That's exactly how Hitler would have played it.

[Asses Of Evil @AssizKing]

Albright: Bannon is pulling the strings in Trump administration
https://t.co/FNAy90jt4a