Assless Jack

Defender of Slimbabwe

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

WELCOME TO HEATWAVE! 🔥🍦 cannot wait to see all y’all on tour

tickets + vip packages are now available with code HEATWAVE at https://t.co/qTpOp6pc3k

love y’all… lets make this hotter than ever before

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

BIG BOOTIE LAND IS BACK! 🍑

Tix + VIP for June 2 in Chicago at @HuntBankPav are avail w/ code BOOTIE at https://t.co/U0WLED6gaI

The premiere of BB23, the rebirth of the BB Universe, our friends @MatomaOfficial, @Laszewo, and Sunday Scaries...

Welcome back to @bigbootieland🤝

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

WELCOME BACK TO BIG BOOTIE LAND 🎡

So excited to bring you the second-ever @BigBootieLand... the live concert premiere of Big Bootie Mix Vol. 23

Presale tix + VIP avail tomorrow... see you in CHICAGO at @HuntBankPav on June 2- text us for the code for early tix: 323-310-1431 👊

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

Big Bootie Mixes 🤝 Big Bootie Land

We’ve been on quite the journey with y’all… and Chapter 2 will be bigger than ever before 🚀

It's just about time for the next @BigBootieLand 🍑

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

ALL ABOARD THE PLANET TWO FRIENDS SPACESHIP! 🪐

tix + VIP now avail w/ code PLANET for the new cities (no code for already-announced cities)💙 gonna be insane… we guarantee it

https://t.co/qTpOp6pc3k

cya there @discolines @MatomaOfficial @NOTD @Wuki @BennettsJustus @EVANGIIA

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

HATE ME ft. @billylockett! everytime u lay ur eyes on me, i need u to haaaaate me, i need u to haaaate me 🥀 so stoked to share our last song of the year, it’s a special one

watch the lyric music vid/listen to full song here: https://t.co/wmednkBsfT

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

TOMORROW!! 🥀 Hate Me… who’s ready to end the year with one last Two Friends hymn?? 🙌

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

GRADUATED ft. @brycevine!! she don’t want me, she don’t want me 🙅‍♀️ so stoked it’s finally here

watch the full music vid/full song here: https://t.co/bi7NmeWm4Z

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

TOMORROW!! 🎓 Graduated with @brycevine… who’s ready to make a baby to it?? 🙌

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

BIG BOOTIE MIX VOL. 22 OUT NOW 🚀

had to go bigger than ever for 22- share it w/ the BB squad and blast it all year long babyyy ���️💙

listen here: https://t.co/H1yMj8j2j3

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

BB22 COMING MONDAY 🍑

We raise a glass to a better world.  We raise a glass to each other.  We raise a glass to Big Bootie Land…. going be a glorious week for all bootie lovers 🫡

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

WELCOME TO PLANET TWO FRIENDS! 🪐👨‍🚀 cannot wait to see all y’all on tour and go galactically BIG together

tickets + vip packages are now available with code PLANET, love y’all 💙

https://t.co/zQgztrAKh8

[Assless Jack @AsslessJack]

RT @twofriendsmusic: PLANET TWO FRIENDS: THE TOUR 🚀🛸 where we gonna see you? hitting the road in the spring/summer for what will be our BIG…

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

BIG BOOTIE 22 IS ARRIVING NEXT WEEK 🍑 join us for the virtual concert premiere of the mix, live-streamed from the inaugural @BigBootieLand in Boston on Saturday October 15th 🦸‍♂️

tix/info: https://t.co/U0WLECO6WA

[Big Bootie Land @BigBootieLand]

What he lacks in his rear end, he makes up for with his sharp wit and devilish tendencies. @AsslessJack has his eyes open for an Assless Jill 🏴‍☠️🥞

[Big Bootie Land @BigBootieLand]

BIG BOOTIE LAND IS COMING 🎡

[Assless Jack @AsslessJack]

I hate you Big Bootie Man.