uncle catshit

the smartest most popular unpopular girl in middle school. check me out on twitter (

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@zukiinis Need a review on this one

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Investigative gerbilism

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LLMs haven't gotten advanced enough yet to get Google to stop showing me restaurants without even one single solitary option for vegan food. Or conflating vegan with vegetarian or gluten free. *extremely snowflake voice*

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Sitting in the movie theater watching "Obsession" saying out loud "eh well we've all been there".

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Nothing enrages a crummy promoted from within manager making $0.75 more at a crummy service industry job more than the mere utterance of the term "pre-close".

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Do unto others as you would have them do unto a hamster

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It is once again time for me to become recreationally angry by playing Mina the Hollower

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@kusobiitch Clark was right

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Now that the heat has died down it is time that we come together to reclaim 6-7. We can say it again. Thank you

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*takes another swig from the pringles can*

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This summer I'm delusion maxxing

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im based now, mom - deal with it!!

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"I suppose you boys didn't come all the way out here to roast marshmallows" - leon from resident evil says, before the circle jerk

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When I lose an argument I like to say "yeahhhhh.. well it doesn't matter anyway...."

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I got a cat to help with my anxiety but now my cat just has anxiety too

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is rei ayanami the original girlfailure?

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all men keep a little jar of goop for their computer

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Games be like "choices matter" and then give you a choice between two bad endings. So.. it doesn't matter!!

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There is no peace in the middle east and steam deals are back. It's like I'm a kid again

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Heavy is the head that wears the class president crown