AssistantCoach Probs

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[AssistantCoach Probs @AsstCoachProbs]

2.5 years later and still relevant as ever.

[AssistantCoach Probs @AsstCoachProbs]

🔝Questions asked by HC to AC when recruiting kid (in order):

1) Who else is recruiting him?
2) That’s great, but who else is recruiting him?
3) OK, who else is recruiting him?
4) I am not sold yet. Who else is recruiting him?
5) Who else is recruiting him? https://t.co/hMjpe5kMUx

[AssistantCoach Probs @AsstCoachProbs]

I’m a head coach now. I don’t have time for this nonsense. I have to deal with my incompetent assistants now.
DM if you want to take over.

[AssistantCoach Probs @AsstCoachProbs]

@scotthoward207 @Coach_DUBS

[lindsay werntz @Coach_DUBS]

When your boss asks “who is that kid that just hit a 3”, that didn’t make the scout, and you shuffle through all your notes wondering the same thing🤯 #AssistantCoachProblems

[Joel “J” Wallace @CoachWallace30]

The calming meditation you need when a player comes in and asks a question you’ve addressed 10x already...
@AsstCoachProbs

[Lauren Gosselin @Coach__LB]

A Coach’s Mad Lib:

Me at {insert convention center} during the next {insert live period} sitting on the baseline at my {insert absurd number} game of the week...

Can anyone else relate? Or has it been too long? 😵🤯

@AsstCoachProbs

[AssistantCoach Probs @AsstCoachProbs]

This happened to me last season when my HC made me run a suicide in practice because a drill got messed up, and he yelled “don’t help him up!” 🙃

[NFL @NFL]

DANIEL JONES. 80-YARD RUN.

📺: #NYGvsPHI on NFLN/FOX/PRIME VIDEO
📱: https://t.co/W5bCPYgMfo

[𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨 🐝🚣🏽‍♂️™️ @BRo32]

When you #WinAndAdvance in your conference tourney then realize, the next game is your scout and the HC wants to see the film/scout on the bus back to the hotel.

@AsstCoachProbs

[Shaun McKinney @Coach_McKinney]

@AsstCoachProbs

[Blake DuDonis @BlakeDuDonis]

This is an assistant coach’s nightmare. Whoever has this scout on Indiana’s staff: I’m sorry. @AsstCoachProbs

[Zach Horstman @ZachHorstman]

YOUNG COACHES:
Buy a socket and wrench set.
You never know when the GUN will break down and you will have to fix it.
#OtherDutiesAsAssigned
#ICanFixThat

[RANDA @RandaD21]

In a small town recruiting.. a train stops & stretches thru the whole damn town! #hangry I can’t get to my food!! @AsstCoachProbs #WhyMe #NoWayAroundIt 😡

[AssistantCoach Probs @AsstCoachProbs]

Every AC can relate to what these Roadhouse employees are going through 🤣

[Troy Brown @CoachBrownUSM]

When you let your assistants handle 1 practice session!!! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[Shanna Thompson @Coach_T_15]

New mixtape dropping soon, it’s called “Upload Sequence Contains No Elements” @AsstCoachProbs @SynergySST

[AssistantCoach Probs @AsstCoachProbs]

So what I got from this is that “go to study hall” are now fighting words it ain’t your “scheduled time” 🥊

[Jeff Goodman @GoodmanHoops]

A player and coach went AT IT in the locker room. Punches were thrown. The coach wound up in the hospital and the player got tossed from the program.

https://t.co/nCQ7dQ4j50

[AssistantCoach Probs @AsstCoachProbs]

Ahhh, the 1st week of school.
When every HC is everyone’s best friend. Meanwhile, me: