Mwichigi Mwaura

I’m a huge fan of people reinventing themselves. Start over as many times as you need to. Do it until you find your happiest self..*Views expressed are my own*

[Jimmy Kings @JimmyKings8]

BREAKING....

Waaah....Riggy is always ahead of the Game

As Ruku & statehouse plan to divide Murima

Riggy G has announced 6 days, mother of all FAGIA WASALITI Tour

Of Meru, Embu, Kirinyaga, Tharaka Nithi

Ruku, Kindiki, Karinda & Waiguru have nowhere to hide

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

"Minister for Goonism and Coordination of State Terror!"~Gachagua lectures Murkomen

[Adele @Adele_lide]

BREAKING NEWS:

Senator Tabitha Karanja to run for Nakuru Gubernatorial seat on a DCP ticket

Kwani wakikuyu wote wanatoroka Ruto jameni

[Rodgers Kipembe Mpuru @RodgersKipembe]

Kenya usipotumia KSh. 1,000 leo, kesho utatumia KSh. 1,700. You can't escape the average KSh. 1,000 a day usage.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

❤️

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Those Murima MPs that have been put on the Scene of Crime are done politically

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

The Ol Kalou Price Index is taking shape

[Sheryllisa @Sheryllisa52263]

Wantam and ruto must go chants at KICC Nairobi ahead of Spain and Argentina match🤣🤣🤣🤣 they will not believe, wantam is unstoppable🔥🔥

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

'Stop smoking, reduce alcohol intake, do walks, reduce processed foods...'

Dr Anthony Ochola outlines how to reduce the chances of getting high blood pressure.

#HealthyNationNTV

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

There is a PS in UDA government who called Riggy g last night,he pleaded with him to allow him to come back home cz he wants to be Nyeri gafana,Riggy g told him to come during the day while all the cameras are on, infact he has told them that his house belongs to Dorcas after 5 wasikuje usiku hahaaa i like that....

[Kariuki TeamSifuna @GKariuki_034]

Huyu mlimpea kura by the virtue of being raised by a single mother 😀

Sasa 2027 itabidi atafute babake

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

💰 Middlesbrough will have made £35m profit on Morgan Rogers — when his £117m transfer to Chelsea goes through.
🤝 Boro signed the attacker for £1.1m from Man City three years ago and played at The Riverside for just 6 months.
💴 Boro sold him to Aston Villa for £15.5m, and then agreed a further 20% of any future sale, in doing so taking in £20m for his move from Villa to Chelsea.
✍🏼 @SkySportsLyall

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

It was obvious from day one that the UDA candidate will be soundly beaten by Wamunyoro's candidate in the Ol Kalou by election. Only the margin was being debated in low tone. The conventional wisdom seemed to suggest that UDA's candidate will garner between 25 to 35% of the vote. In otherwords, he will mount a respectable fight and validate the propaganda peddled by political minnows from Kiambu that President Ruto still retains significant support in Mt. Kenya region. Now that the dust has settled, the postmortem by political pathologists give a dire prognosis of the dismal performance of UDA. 13% of the vote was an awful return for the billions spent and the false promises so recklessly made to the voters. Of course, the divorce between President Ruto and the Kikuyu community provided the background melody in UDA's calamitous showing in Ol Kalou. A number of other factors played significant role in the horror show too. First, gooism and violence played a significant role in the death and demise of UDA in Ol Kalou. Kenya's loathe violence unleashed on them and their homes by politicians enjoying state patronage. Historic experience taught them that violence begets violence and leads to death and destruction. Goonism which is flourishing as a powerful and well resourced department in the Minstry of Internal Security Office of the President has lately scared Kenyans to death. Ol Kalou voters strong repudiated the thesis that voters can be forced by goons and other violent characters to vote for a preferred candidate. Going foward, Politicians must know that gooism and violence will cost them votes. Second, "development" on wheelbarrows, wooden boats, gas cylinders and electric poles on the roadside annoyed Ol Kalou votes. UDA flashed the discredited "development card" as if it was doing a favour to the Ol Kalou voter. Surely aren't these voters Kenyans entitled to development? The fake promises of unrealistic "development" turned many voters in Ol Kalou against UDA. Voters rightly saw the lies and false promises made just to get their votes. Going foward, Politicians must know that voters aren't stupid and they see a lie from distant. Ole Kalou voters told our politicians "Just be truthful, you fucking idiots!" Third, the leadership of UDA was lightweight and not credible. The face of UDA's campaign in Ol Kalou was Hon. Moses Kuria. Moses is a good man with many qualities but I don't think he is a good trusted salesman. A salesman speaks with measured tone/seriousness. Moses speaks too fast and playfully for a rural audience like Ol Kalou. Moses is effective/impressive in Live tv shows like Jeff's @KoinangeJeff on @citizentvkenya but he didnt come out credible in rallies in rural Ol Kalou. More importantly, as a Kiambu gentry what could he really tell a third generation Mau Mau offspring who grew up hearing the heroics and eventual death of JM Kariuki in the hands of Kiambu mafia led by Jomo? Lastly, UDA arrogantly refuses to come to terms with the political reality shaping the 2027 elections. In Kenya, we vote along tribal lines. Nothing inherently wrong with that. The Kikuyu community has made up its mind as have the Kamba, Somali, Luo etc. Our Kikuyu brothers right from H.E Rigathi Gachagua, H.E UHURU down to the pickpockets and pimps in River Road have said loud and clear that their sole agenda in 2027 to send H.E WILLIAM RUTO to Sugoi. That is a right those who support Ruto's reelection like MYSELF must respect and strategize to defeat...but we must respect their choice nonetheless. Ol Kalou voters cried that their choice be respected...

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Millie Odhiambo: UDA lost in Ol Kalou because leaders are arrogant, take voters for granted

[Rose Gakuo @rose_gakuo]

HE Rigathi Gachagua and Sammy Douglas Kamau Waweru Ol Kalou MP Elect .

[Kip Mimi @Kvaati]

The beauty about the 2027 elections is that the guys who were misadvising Baba are now advising Ruto.

[𝑱𝒖𝒍𝒊𝒖𝒔 𝑲𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔 🇰🇪 @Konesjk]

Whoever came with the idea that the polling station result is final must have been a genius. The COK 2010 constitution is a masterpiece

[Anwar Saddat @AnuarSaddat]

There were celebrations across the whole country after the defeat of UDA and Ruto in Ol Kalou.

The celebrations next year when Ruto is completely vanquished in August will be thunderous, way bigger than the celebrations when the PEOPLE defeated KANU in 2002.

We owe it to the families of wakina Denzel and those whose children and loved ones were sent to their graves by UDA.

We owe it to those families struggling to make ends meet, trying to stretch the little money left after their payslips have been raided by UDA to get money to build golden toilets in statehouse.

We owe it to those graduating from colleges but have no jobs, only hired as goons and given sticks and 200/- to go harm other Kenyans.

We owe it to the sick forced to share beds, go without food and can’t be treated because our hospitals have no equipment and medicine, yet our President have money to hire private jets for touring the world.

We owe it to the future generations of Kenyans who risks having no country to inherit from us because the greed of UDA is destroying everything.

2027 is the most consequential election in our lifetime.

In 2027, we must follow the example from Ol Kalou and do everything to save our nation.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Dear Government bloggers,
Where exactly are you today? Ama you’re doubling up as goons? Really waiting for your posts on Ol Kalou. May this be a reminder that THE PEOPLE SHALL!!
WANTAM🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

[Lightcast TV Kenya @Lightcasttvke]

"Ruto anadhania Wakikuyu ni malaya wa Pesa, Wakikuyu wameherevuka." ~ Gachagua blasts Ruto