Amanda Levenhagen

Baby Nurse by Day. Fur Mama by Night 🐱🐶👶🏼

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

Current mood:

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

Watching the Queen’s funeral and all I can think of is a reason it’s good I wasn’t born a royal:

“So you’re telling me I can’t have the choristers and trumpeters do “Great Gig in the Sky” at my funeral? But Pink Floyd is English right? Still no… Ok.” 😂

[(((bex))) free palestine @IBexWeBex]

jewish law requires an abortion if the fetus is threatening the mother’s life. “religious freedom” in america only ever applies to the white christian masses.

[Silversun Pickups @SSPU]

Awful. Just awful._b

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

I said what I said.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

pediatricians are recommending that infants be fed the Taco Bell Mexican Pizza© until the baby formula shortage is resolved

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

Our pups love visiting. They’re local celebrities at our TSC. 💕

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

@TractorSupply Our pups love visiting. They’re local celebrities at our TSC. 💕

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

Effortlessly cool dudes. Such a loss. @taylorhawkins @foofighters

[David Letterman @Letterman]

One of a few drummers our drummer Anton Fig would leave his kit to watch work when Foo Fighters appeared on Late Show. A true R&R giant. This is a very sad day. RIP.

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

@realmccoy1771 Precious Angel, happy birthday!

[NBC Sports @NBCSports]

Us getting carried away from the #Thanksgiving table after eating a whole pumpkin pie. 🥧

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

@Tekno_Kot Not true. I followed the trial closely and didn’t watch it through the lens of biased news sources. However, I could have been a juror on this trial and would have the same stance. He is guilty but just lucky. I’m sure he’ll test his luck again and be on a stand again soon. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

#KyleRittenhouse is proof that you can in fact “cry” hard enough and get away with murder. #weneedjusticereform

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

@RoyalCaribbean sure has enough time to send me a million marketing emails a day but can’t spare a second to reply to my email about a customer complaint on an existing reservation. 🙃

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

I keep forgetting that @elonmusk is even relevant. What a hack.

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

Bacause you ate it.

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

Also it’s in your name so get it together.

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

Wanting a chocolate shake at @shakeshack in FLL airport. The response? We don’t have that. Why’s it on your menu then?! #salty

[Amanda Levenhagen @Astansel]

Ok @panerabread can you bring back the Blood Orange Lemonade already or what.