Asterios

i am a podcaster + i host a podcast with @deleteuraccont called THE LOUDEST PODCAST + it's a podcast (he/him)

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What were they thinking??

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The visionary game from Lucas Pope imagines a highly unrealistic, wildly fanciful world where immigration officers are held accountable.

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@BeeTrumble i asked last night she said no

i wanted him to say thanks for the money dummy

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when i die, pry my rewards points from my cold, dead hands

[Kabuto King @KabutoKing_]

Collecting a single card until completion while publicly providing progress updates will be one of the greatest economic/market case studies of all-time.

The Kabuto Collection will be studied for generations to come 👑

[Kabuto King @KabutoKing_]

New Kabutos: 70
Total Kabuto Count: 6400

History in the making 👑

[brett lauderdale @Lauderdale11]

I have 4 kids in public school and the nurse has to call me for permission to give them tylenol

Theres a 0.0% chance of the principal performing a sex change on my child during study hall

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“I Was In My Vyvanse Era”

(from THE LOUDEST PODCAST)

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@TheEmilJay GOOD JORB!!

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@MonstahSlayah i was TRYING not to LEARN THAT

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It's taken every trick in the book, but I have no idea what Shane Gillis said on SNL, or what he even sounds like

I recognize his shape! And even that means I failed

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@MellowMartian4 @Variety @deleteuraccont oh fuck that’s right!!

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Would YOU?

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FRESH CONTENT FROM STALE COMEDIAN

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A recently passed gamer has entered an afterlife that has a middling amount of shots coming from both him and his enemies.

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@supervoltekka i’m so glad they arrived!!

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@supervoltekka CHECK YOUR MAILBOX

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i, unfortunately, wrote this 😔

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A group of gamers froze in fear during brunch when their waiter made a reference to controversial YouTuber ProJared.

[Why everyone loves Pokemon @pokemon_twts]

Chunky Pikachu sitting on a bench 🥹

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"Hey, Did You Look At That Meme I Sent You?"

(from THE LOUDEST PODCAST)