Dick Masterson

America's Wingman, Writer, American zeitgeist, dedicated homme vivant. Host of The Dick Show. 💸

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

“AI can do anything! Build spaceships, cure cancer…”

“Can it convince a fat Black woman to let it build a data center?”

“No.”

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Maryland activist helps block a $5B AI data center planned for the site of an abandoned shopping mall that closed 24 years ago, after gathering over 25,000 signatures.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

This is a worse crime than the welfare fraud.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

"I was a big part of the blue wave.."

That's Lee Haight, president of RRCA (Roofing & Reconstruction Contractors of America) in Naples, Florida, defending his illegal immigrant crew from ICE and saying they're "necessary," not a burden on society.

In the same video he complains the insurance company steered jobs to his competitors, then brags about an $85,000 stone-coated steel roof on the water and a claim he says could top $150,000.

Cheap labor works out GREAT for the guy at the top. LMAO

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

Can't DeSantis arrest this piece of shit? He's in Florida.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

"I was a big part of the blue wave.."

That's Lee Haight, president of RRCA (Roofing & Reconstruction Contractors of America) in Naples, Florida, defending his illegal immigrant crew from ICE and saying they're "necessary," not a burden on society.

In the same video he complains the insurance company steered jobs to his competitors, then brags about an $85,000 stone-coated steel roof on the water and a claim he says could top $150,000.

Cheap labor works out GREAT for the guy at the top. LMAO

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

@BrettAMacDonald Are you retarded?

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

How the fuck is the border "secure", you retarded parasite? It's a giant empty desert. You could march an army through it and no one would notice.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

During the only two weeks of deportations Trump did, I saw something in Los Angeles I had never seen before in my entire life: a Black guy doing landscaping. The deportations ended and I never saw it again.

[Amity @amitylee13]

Y’all wanna “deport them all,” but I don’t see any of y’all cleaning hotel rooms, picking vegetables, or standing on the sidewalk at the Home Depot waiting for roofing or landscaping work. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

Women like Islam because they can buy and wear new types of clothes.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Can anyone explain why liberal and leftist women love Islam so much when it’s objectively the religion that treats women the worst by far?

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

I’m Mexican and I say deport them all.

[Vianca Rodriguez @rodzvianca]

Because I AM Hispanic American, and I have both common sense and empathy for others? (except of course, for murderers, traffickers, rapists, and related hardcore criminals—give those the death penalty)

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

@bofrench @lsferguson Your rhetoric is improving, but it needs to be more definitive. Illegals are a net negative. There’s no “if”.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

@jessesingal @MeghanEMurphy Starting a war for Israel demolished the GOP.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

Charlie Kirk is their Princess Diana. 🙏

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Dave Chappelle crossed a line he cant come back from.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

@Jerdman2005 @LauraLoomer Please annihilate that fucking bitch.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

This is the adoration Trump wanted. But he went to war for Israel instead of the American people.

[JSONmaxxing @JSONmaxxing]

Bukele got bored of fixing every problem in El Salvador, when it became apparent that he couldn't reach much higher than his 94% domestic approval rating (CID Gallup, October 2026)

So he picked a notorious shithole country, Haiti, and fixed it too. Haitians are now demonstrating on the streets, chanting "Long live Bukele".

The citizens of neighboring countries have reached out through social media to beg Bukele to intervene in their countries as well.

After suffering through 100 years of bad governance, the peoples of Central America and the Caribbean yearn for an enlightened despot. Bukele is that man.

But it is difficult to rule an empire from San Salvador. The last attempt to do so, by Francisco Morazán in 1834-1841, failed. Bukele needs a more convenient capital.

Trump should try to salvage his pathetic legacy by liberating Havana and handing it over to Bukele. This is a significantly easier objective, and one that's more pertinent to American interests, than trying to win a war against Iran. He might finally get the Peace Prize for it.

Remember that Cuba was the richest country in the region before communist rule. With a few years of Bukele, it can easily become a tropical paradise again.

We can solve another problem with this mission. After half a century of mis-rule and emigration, Cuba has become an under-populated country. Bukele can find some prime estate and set up a new homeland for his Palestinian kin. Better beaches, no Hamas, no IDF.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

Impeach this fucking retard.

[AF Post @AFpost]

President Trump told Ross Douthat that he thinks his deportation policy was “too tough” on the heels of the GOP’s historic midterms loss.

Follow: @AFpost

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

Why aren't churches ballot harvesting? I can't imagine an easier way to enact God's will on Earth. I guess they prefer their little in-person podcasts instead.

[Tony Seruga @TonySeruga]

Over 80 million Christians eligible to vote did not vote on November 3rd, while 98% of all adult muslims voted.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

Show's at noon! What should we talk about?

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

Actually, Allahu Akbar means “Never Again���.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - German Chancellor Merz says Muslim immigrants who refuse to acknowledge Germany's historical responsibility for the Holocaust must leave the country.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

Women are out! Men are in! Should have been that way from the start, you dummy.

[New York Post @nypost]

Trump offers UFC boss Dana White role of White House press secretary: 'Please take the job!' https://t.co/ovCxpvlshk

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

“Hello police? I was raped by a Muslim immigrant.”

“Don’t be racist, ma’am.”

“And he doesn’t believe in the Holocaust.”

“We’ll be right there.”

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NEW - German Chancellor Merz says Muslim immigrants who refuse to acknowledge Germany's historical responsibility for the Holocaust must leave the country.

[Dick Masterson @dickmasterson]

Even better than ICE laying big fat tortas out. Cops tackling ghosts and ripping their masks off like Scooby Doo. 🤣

[Javier Negre @javiernegre10]

Se terminó la tontería en Suiza.

La policía comienza a aplicar la prohibición del burka en espacios públicos contra un grupo de musulmanas que protestaban saltándose la norma en una estación de tren.

Se acabó el multiculturalismo en Suiza.