Kristy Collins

This human teacher has asthma and sometimes tweets in haiku!(she, her)

[Kristy Collins @Asthmaticus]

My friend’s baby is watching sound of music and called Maria “Kristy”. IVE CLIMBED EVERY MOUNTAIN AND I HAVE FOUND MY DREAM. THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF ACHIEVEMENT.

[Kristy Collins @Asthmaticus]

When those two checked in with each other, I died of happiness. Gabby and Rachel, run away together!!!!

#teamRabby #bachelor @annahossnieh @ArdenMyrin

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Hometown dates: Survivor edition
#bachelor #wyatr @ArdenMyrin @annahossnieh

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Every time a woman says she trust Clayton's judgement I think maybe she's confused. That guy? Who was fooled by Shanae for 100 years? Were you maybe thinking of Jesse? #TheBachelor #wyatr

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Leave the harasser in the dust, teens! #olympics #halfpipe #mens

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Gf-it’s from that musical, right? Scary monsters?
Me-little shop of horrors!😂🍄💀

[Kristy Collins @Asthmaticus]

Bachelor in paradise this week-
“I’m gonna spend my whole life with this person”
Starts storming
“well, I’m never going to see them again!”

[ACLU of Alabama @ACLUAlabama]

Earlier this week, Alabama native @Lavernecox talked about SB 10 after it passed out of the Alabama Senate on Tuesday.

Its passage happened the same day groups gathered at the Alabama State House to protest three anti-trans youth bills.
#ProtectTransKids
https://t.co/00z7fehSqJ

[Kristy Collins @Asthmaticus]

@laurenboebert After someone has surgery, you should probably give them soft foods and a blanket. Probably not a gun. Probably never a gun.

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@laurenboebert Great point! Thinking about ways to be more inclusive with our language is so important!

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

For those without heat in Texas, there are warming shelters throughout the state. See map at link below or call 211 for assistance. If you have a medical device that requires power, call 911. Texas twitter, please add additional resources to this thread. https://t.co/1RcNbFfTwZ

[Lucy Lawless @RealLucyLawless]

Something totally uplifting. The music is genius. Please enjoy. #TreatsForTerrorists

[Kristy Collins @Asthmaticus]

I am now just here
To tell @tedcruz to resign
It’s time to go, bud
#haiku #bye #TedCruzRESIGN

[Kristy Collins @Asthmaticus]

@tedcruz @MerriamWebster can we get a formal definition of nazi here? This man seems to be confused about what it means.

[Kristy Collins @Asthmaticus]

@tedcruz You stoked division and hatred with lies. You helped cause this. RESIGN NOW.

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I'm gonna need a Bridgerton spinoff that is just the married ladies' poker games. Please and thank you @netflix

[Kristy Collins @Asthmaticus]

Chris Wallace needs a talking stick. Then Joe can hit Trump over the head with it.

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Pour one out. Collar up. Get to work. #forRuth #RIPRGB

[Elizabeth Evers (she/hers) @EMEvers_Writer]

LOVE, SIMON X 13 REASONS WHY X DON’T READ THE COMMENTS

15 YO gaming badass, Lani is aiming for science fair glory when she receives a cryptic message about the events leading to her friend’s suicide, which start to mirror her own life.

#Pitmad #YA #CON #POC #OWN # LGBT #STEM

[Kristy Collins @Asthmaticus]

@dluippold Who's that team? I don't follow men's sports. 😁