Astik Kulkarni

whatever

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

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[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

@Itzmi_yunaaa Thank you

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

@shuraut Yoss

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

Yo

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

#bellarina should have been better if they didn't focus on flammenwerfer that much. Also leave john wick alone. You have milked him enough.

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

I was born in those 11 days of October 1582 which do not exist.

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

In real life, of course, it is the hare who wins. Every time. Look around you. And in any case it is my contention that Aesop was writing for the tortoise market. Hares have no time to read. They are too busy winning the game.

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

Feigning dumbness is the easiest way to start a convo. People love to talk to you or tell you something that they know.

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

I was angry at @reliancejio cause they took 50₹ for new simcard and @ViCustomerCare was not taking any money. But they charged 60₹ for simcard in my bill cycle. 😭

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

If you are not going 30km after night just to chill n meet your friends..r u even friends??

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

I have a compulsive habit to reply/react to each and every dm reel i get. That takes a long time. Hence i just ignored the message for 2-3 days.
I know what it feels like to be a perfectionist

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

I don't think gym will be an exciting thing for me.
I have been there for more than 10 days.. an achievement for me..but i cant get the motivation to continue on..

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

The flip side of individual liberty is in individual responsibility.
If you are running away from responsibility..you don't really get to have that liberty..

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

Once i hit my 30s..I am gonna slow down..
Like everything..
My travel..
My work..
My watchlist..
I think i will be done with life..
Satisfied by whatever i did in my prime and then just chilling..

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

Failure in life begins with admiring someone completely different from you.

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

Ye saala unavailable ladkiya hi mereko bhav kyu deti hai🥲🥲

[Sam Reich @samreich]

Having donated our FYC budget, making a big stink about ourselves online is our only chance at getting the attention of Emmy voters.

If you're a Game Changer fan, I'd really appreciate you taking the time to post about why -- and using the #emmyforgamechanger hashtag! 🙏

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

Really? U all hate bras that much?
Tbh between being naked and in underwear...i will choose to go with my birthday suits if there are no repucursions.

[Astik Kulkarni @AstikKulkarni]

How close of a cousin a person needs to be so that you will completely focus on the big event in their life?