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dat boi.

[• @AstlesBub]

Need more people on snap

[• @AstlesBub]

Thank you @iamblackbear for spending 2,353 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/cykVtpETX7

[• @AstlesBub]

Just used @SkipTheDishes for the first time, driver picks up my food, claims it’s delivered then end his shift and goes home with my food. Now they are refusing to deliver it/give me a refund. Great first impression.

[• @AstlesBub]

I know that guy https://t.co/1o1QwLxpFE

[• @AstlesBub]

@johnngilmourr I fuck with you

[• @AstlesBub]

I’m gonna start saying cheers more

[• @AstlesBub]

Can this day get any fucking worse

[• @AstlesBub]

Doing 120 in a 90 but get a ticket for 150 in an 80 like whaaaaaa

[• @AstlesBub]

Logan Paul has become my trigger word.

[• @AstlesBub]

Waiting for a tow truck has to be one of my favourite things.

[adam22 @adam22]

Fuck xanax we knitting this year

[• @AstlesBub]

It’s -18 degrees and some crack head just tried to sell me his pants

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

when the world ends and the economy collapses, nail clippers will be the ultimate bartering item

[• @AstlesBub]

364 days till Christmas and all these assholes already have their decorations up.

[ZSEVENVSEVENASEVEN @whosanto]

me: *commits 7 felonies while driving* guy infront of me: *doesnt signal switching lanes* me: wow look at this fucking asshole

[Lethul @LxthuL]

I understand that people are all different and unfortunately there’s bound to be some overall bad people. What I don’t understand is why anybody would willingly chew big red gum.

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

if google existed in medieval times, no one would have to go on quests