Sarah McLaughlin

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[The Life of a Noah ❤️‍🔥 @noahlevy13]

we offered thoughts and prayers, is that not enough?

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Reputation re-record this rep TV that…. As soon as I hear the fuck ass fiddle on Our Song (Taylor’s Version) I’ll need to be life flighted to the nearest hospital

[culture @notgwendalupe]

me everytime I listen to avril lavigne say 'hell yeah i'm the mother f**king princess' in 'girlfriend'

[Sarah McLaughlin @Astoldby_Sabe]

I will avoid human interaction at all costs until I have to pay my credit card bill and the drive through uses the tubes. Missed that day of how to adult and still don’t get how to do it right. Going inside all day.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I was not made for a 9 to 5, I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

microdosing freedom by not going to bed

[Sarah McLaughlin @Astoldby_Sabe]

Omg I just successfully folded a fitted sheet. I am the most attractive woman alive !

[Sarah McLaughlin @Astoldby_Sabe]

Is holy moly short for holy guacamole??

[Sarah McLaughlin @Astoldby_Sabe]

Yo, i called my mom with a question about the doctors and she offered to call for me?????!! Merry freaking Christmas to me!!!! Other people setting my appointments is my love language

[Sabina Meschke @sabinameschke]

me: get the fuck up here girl!
the ragged stuffed animal I’ve had since I was three:ヽ༼ °_° ༽ﾉ

[Lucie Lewis @LucieEL09]

I am currently in the market for a new job.

[Sarah McLaughlin @Astoldby_Sabe]

They did my girl heather dirty by making her drive herself in a MINI VAN #TheBachelor

[Sarah McLaughlin @Astoldby_Sabe]

Who decided the year we are locked at home with our worst thoughts and snacking habits was the year every article of clothing should be cropped? It was a bold choice cotton.

[Colin Rourke @ballin_rourke]

If Paul Revere was gay:

[Sarah McLaughlin @Astoldby_Sabe]

@RollyRollinson @joshgondelman I want this fit