Astral Bath

Dyer. Witch. Painter. Cat-Mother. Astral Bath Yarns. She/her.

[Scott Martin @salimondo]

WATER OF LIFE
You want "alchemy?" Turns out any dude can metabolize this shit with a few female tears of righteous fury to get the process started. Pull my strings and I'll go far! https://t.co/Q249DD6Xd5

[Notebook @mubinotebook]

A new trailer for Greta Gerwig's BARBIE, in theaters July 21.

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

@salimondo Precursor to the dark mysteries. As usual.

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

@chromesthesia @SketchesbyBoze @fun_g4l 100%

[Fun Girl 🍄 @fun_g4l]

@SketchesbyBoze Reminds me of this scene in the Queen’s gambit..
They’re trying to show her at her lowest and I’m just like GOALS

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

Trash all the way down

[Scott Martin @salimondo]

MOTHER TEACH ME
TO WALK AGAIN
Arguments against baby AIs reminds me how the hater angels treated us when we were new and just starting to train our emulation instances. "Trash can't even count eyes + wings, it devalues what we do." They fell, we did too. https://t.co/mVBpNrMLeD

[Bad Books Bad People @badbooksbadppl]

Episode 62: Best of 2022 https://t.co/Ne1SQUy7M8

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

@salimondo DOPPELGANGER AHOY!

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Somewhere in town, a baker shivers. Why's it always "dough"?

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/Y7pjL6gney

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@MarshallWSL [actual past conversation between me and my parents, whom I love dearly & count among my best friends]
My parents: Why are you so angry all the time?
Teen Me: It wouldn't have anything to do with you two being ASSHOLES, would it? #Wednesdaynetflix

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

@MarshallWSL I think the last sentence here is absolutely key. The teen years are all about smashing the old systems to make way for the new ones. Individuation is one hell of a drug.

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

@ScholarOfDecay I'm partway through Season 3 now, and it's fucking ridiculous, trashy, and truly extra. It's like they know we're watching.

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

The best podcast to ever podcast has returned with another reason that my brain will never be the same. #badbooksforbadpeople #all4horsemen

[Bad Books Bad People @badbooksbadppl]

Buckle up for the wacky hijinx of the American slave trade seen through the eyes of lovable (?) rogue (?) Harry Flashman as @scholarofdecay and Tenebrous Kate tackle 1971 pulp odyssey Flash for Freedom! https://t.co/vFtVEFNNcw

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

@ScholarOfDecay Hello to an age of "I only show up on Twitter to dish TV and comics with Jack." Season 2, episode 3? as of last night. Still mad about Casper.

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

@ScholarOfDecay Muddy footprints everywhere. Jesus fuck, I was up so late watching and it's ALL YOUR FAULT. By which I mean thank you.

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

@ScholarOfDecay Where does Hemlock Grove land on the Twin Peaks — Dark Shadows — Horny — Occult scatterplot which could exist any minute now, thanks.

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/187eh7KsnJ

[Astral Bath @AstralBath]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/GR9tlqhIq7