OffTheMoon

Just Tweets

[SWB 🌟 @swbski6]

Why am I being played with like this

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

@BeenaboutMk hate when the pussy smells

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

@instablog9ja married a bitch

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

@juliethardt joker

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

@Crazy4Material lol

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

Hello im looking for a mentor who can teach me how to make rap beats on GarageBand. It will be payed and online. Message me if interested #teacher #work #WorkFromHome #help #mentor #homework #essay #lesson #musicteacher #pay

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

give a lactose intolerant “person” a milkshake and they gon make the whole room STANK

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

I will pay for assignment help, I need someone specialized in math. who can be a math tutor? #math #assigmenthelp #writemyessay #FYP #homework #help #assigment

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

marvel really got me into the habit of staying and watching every movie to the end credits, Tell me why tf did i stay at the end of Minions, what was i hoping for?

[👁️💙🥤 @C_DatBoi]

i kno when a nigga got money onna line 😭😂😂

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

be honest with me, which feeling is better sp really nice chocolate or sex?

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

i guarantee if nba2k realsied eveery august instead of september it would get so much money. aint no one tryna grind a game in september thats when we all got shit to do. But august would be perfect, thats when everyone be bored and just looking for something to do

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

the dentist said i grind in my sleep. he real af for that

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

why do bathrooms without locks exist

[hueyˊ @wydhuey]

y’all remember how they’d give us a single oreo and 4 doritos each and call it a class party 😭

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

bro said no im like what u mean

[OffTheMoon @AstralBucket]

I never understood clocks, like why I don’t know where the big and small hand go, like just show me a digital clock man, it’s 2022

[noodlehead @riceemammii]

I can’t sleep without creating a fake scenario in my head