Astrid Åstrand

Har en otrolig rolig twitter!

[The Broken Binding | Bookstore @binding_broken]

A huge thank you to all who have supported us during 2023, we would like to offer our followers a huge give away starting 2024 💚

Please RT to win a copy of every special edition we produce in 2024 (including TBB Pess editions)

Winner will be called 7/1/2024

[The Broken Binding | Bookstore @binding_broken]

* offer excludes any tax 👀

[Holly Hearts Books @HollyKnece]

🚨GIVEAWAY🚨
I was accidentally sent a 2nd copy of She Who Became The Sun by @shelleypchan so since I already have one, I want to give this away to one of you!
➡️Just follow me and retweet!
🌎Open internationally as always.
🎁Winner will be randomly chosen in a week.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I have a plan for your life and it's a series of random things happening to you with no evident purpose.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

If everyone would #VOTE this headline would come true.

[Astrid Åstrand @AstrandAstrid]

@ebnovels My doggy🥰

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

7. To avoid orange fingertips he eats Cheetos with a spoon.

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Holy shit

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

I am cuddling an ice pack but I still want “a nice hot cup of tea”.

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

In other news... I slept on the kitchen floor (my bedroom is a very HOT room - not in a good way).
I had the doors to the garden open. At one point before dawn, this happened - I WOKE UP TO FIND MYSELF FACE TO FACE WITH A FOX... (I may have to do more Miranda to do that scene)

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

I am only ever wearing a kaftan from now until the day I die. I have found my fashion love and any other item of clothing (except thermals which I will need if I a commit to the kaftan in winter) is oppressive and wrong... !

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

PS It should be ok to lie in a public fountain when it’s over 30 degrees.

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

Like galloping, running through sprinklers should not be an activity only socially acceptable for children. An adult should feel no shame in trotting through their own or someone else’s sprinkler privately or publicly.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Time for a new OMEN movie, one for the Age of Trump.

[Ray Park @IAMRayPark]

Found this Movie Action reel of me from a bunch of different movies doing my “FU” courtesy from Action Director on YouTube.
THANK YOU for putting this together. Nicely done.

[Jonas Gardell @Jonas_Gardell]

Det här är Ali. Han går på samma boxning som min son. Han har bott i Sverige i 16 år. Han har ett år kvar på gymnasiet. Han kan bara svenska. Han och hans familj ska nu utvisas. Vad är poängen med att sabba en ung människas liv? Skriv på namninsamlingen https://t.co/DJJhjxWAV0

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

The White House Press Secretary on Trump's push to reopen schools: "The science should not stand in the way of this."

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

When I found out I was HSP (Highly Sensitive Person - not a condition or disorder but how at least 1 in 5 are simply wired) it truly changed and saved my life. I wish I had understood earlier. CHECK THIS OUT. X

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

As we celebrate America's 244th birthday, a reminder:
Humans love fireworks... 🎆
Droids tolerate them... 🎇
Dogs HATE them. 🧨

#MayThe4thOfJulyBeWithYou

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Give this man his own everything now