astrid

[astrid @Astrid_bbz]

Just bought a new fast charger and it got stuck in your socket ty kids are cryin @ScotCitylink

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Bank: We need proof you can afford a $2,000/month mortgage.

Me: I’ve been paying $2,800/month in rent for years.

Bank: Doesn’t count.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

But you can’t use social media until you’re 16.

[Ewan McVicar @ewanmcvicar_]

the plan with this scotland tune wasn’t to be ‘my sound’ or any kind of ego it was what do we actual want to hear when we are steaming? win or lose?

some big chant that we own, with a bit of hairs on yer neck at the start

that was the plan & a hope we achieved that 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[astrid @Astrid_bbz]

@HMRCcustomers The 19th

[astrid @Astrid_bbz]

@HMRCcustomers Been trying to speak to someone on the phone for weeks and wasting my whole lunch break on hold! I set up a payment plan for my self assessment and now it’s nowhere to be found and it’s telling me to call to set one up? No email address to contact either !!

[astrid @Astrid_bbz]

@HMRCcustomers No

[astrid @Astrid_bbz]

@HMRCcustomers I think it was the 19th of Jan and I’m paperless

[astrid @Astrid_bbz]

@HMRCcustomers 0300 123 1813

[Ewan McVicar @ewanmcvicar_]

bang out of order

[culture @notgwendalupe]

15 years ago, the cast of 'gossip girl' exposed each other at thanksgiving dinner while whatcha say by jason derulo played

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

On the 22nd of September last year I found Cindy Crawford on the streets. She was morbidly obese and about to die.

She weighed 46kg or just under 100lbs.

Her transformation today is seriously hard to believe… (1/7) 🧵

[Ethan Lewis @ethanlewis190]

I remember my first Garry ablet

[astrid @Astrid_bbz]

@Holly_Gammack @OfficialPLT @RoyalMail Absolute shitehouse

[astrid @Astrid_bbz]

Wtf is the point of paying for next day delivery when it NEVER COMES @OfficialPLT holiday ruined, cheers

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

UK natural gas prices are back at 2018 levels.
But your fuel bill is almost twice as much as 2018.

This is a scam of the highest order and totally unacceptable.

WE ARE BEING RIPPED OFF.

[astrid @Astrid_bbz]

Sorry but her set at NX was unreal babes grow up x

[stan⛷️ @stxn_h]

convinced horsegiirl is a social experiment to see how far the tiktok ravers will go, utter shite

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

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[astrid @Astrid_bbz]

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