Astrid 🖤

Virtual assistant ✨
Sapiosexual 🫧💕
Good punctuation is attractive. Please use it when texting me. 😂
Here today, gone tomorrow.

[Astrid 🖤 @Astridnotepad]

Dear Santa🎅
A new laptop.

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@MaroJoash @Iretomiwa__ I love to see it, I love this book in an obsessive way that I can't explain.

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@MaroJoash Happy Sunday, Joash✨

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Sunday looks good on me. 🤎

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@pawpawWhitee Happy Sunday ✨

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@Hermes_XO Thank youuuu 💕

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@OnukoguFavour Party trotters

[Diary of a Female Surgery Resident @drhephzibah1]

I hear you, Babygirl, but can I make a case for my Hippocratic brothers?

Here are 10+1 reasons to marry and MBBS XY.

1. Free healthcare for the family, forever. No more Googling symptoms at 2am.

2. He already knows sleep deprivation is temporary. He'll survive your newborn phase better than most men.

3. Nothing shocks him. Blood, vomit, chaos, he's unbothered.

4. He notices when you're not okay before you say a word, so, nonchalance and my bro can't coexist.

5. He's used to high-pressure decisions. Arguments won't rattle him easily. Bring on the drama.

6. He knows life is short. Less excuse-making, more actually living.

7. He'll catch health issues in you and the kids early ,before Google can scare you.

8. He respects hard work, because he's lived it. He'll never underestimate your hustle.

9. Discipline is baked into him. Showing up, even when tired, is second nature.

10. He can hold your hand through the scariest hospital moments, literally.

And extra stuff, he may not be "bank-breakingly" rich, but you won't be poor.....

Somebody give me a witness. 😂

[Ụlọma 💜 @ulxma]

When you as a woman realise that every culture has their definition of ‘prostitute’—the woman with her hair out, the unmarried woman, women who live alone, who wear red lipstick, who work, etc—you will understand that prostitute means woman, & you will fight for your liberation.

[Ụlọma 💜 @ulxma]

If submission were natural to women, there wouldn’t be thousands of sermons everyday reminding women to submit because nature doesn’t need reminders to run its course. These reminders exist because indoctrination depends on constant reinforcement to keep harmful ideologies alive.

[M-Jay🪅💜 @Jamesoflife]

Oh Uloma, you’ll forever be famous

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@_RosyBabe Remote

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@MydeNutMid Sorry for your loss, may God comfort you 🙏🏾
Sending you virtual hugs 🫂❤️‍🩹

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@Rhosemary8 9/15

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@MaroJoash @Rhosemary8 Boss🙌🏾🙌🏾
God when 🥹🤲🏾

[Astrid 🖤 @Astridnotepad]

I carried a woman's son on the bus today; he got really comfortable and decided to rest his head on my chest.
I had to get him seated properly. I'm still feeling frustrated about the fare hike. And you're here trying to get comfortable, ara nkan mi oooo ehhhhn baby.

[Astrid 🖤 @Astridnotepad]

I jusr downloaded the "man on fire" series.
I'll be back with reviews, the movie looks good though.

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@AweniOnibata One day, very soon.
I'll be in your DM and I'll pack more than five beautiful slippers at once.
Your slippers and sandals are lovely 🌹

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@pawpawWhitee @CiscoNetAcad Congratulations 🎉

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@SbahleN_ My condolences

[Your Mummy’s Mummyyy @kufre_unusual]

Diminishing hairline SIMP! Look at you begging @sinatraxxiii