AstroDlone

72 year old striker
Doctors tell me I have dementia, but I deal with it
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When failure doesn't even enter your consciousness, that's a different frequency entirely.

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An old Japanese legend says most people never get off the wrong train.

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Some missions never make it to the launchpad. This is one of them.

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You clicked the wrong button at 2 AM and accidentally bought a country for $47. No laws. Zero taxes. Then the warships showed up. 🚀

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What are the top 5 things you would do if you could own an island?

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@brockpierson

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@schiz04renic A chance to go to the moon

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@LimXone That's exactly what I did! 🤝 No reception tho

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What would you do if you were stuck inside an asteroid with no way out?

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@otokyo me usually

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@Matt_Pinner greetings max

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@ClownWorld Seems appropriate, roach infestation on a space station is a nightmare to deal with

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@ErenChenAI HE NEED SOME MILK

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@OfficialJoel4_ It'd buy me a rocket and that's everything for me so yes

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@_sabrinagreen_ O P T I M I Z A T I O N

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@sciencegirl well it's certainly modern

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@otokyo

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@Steezehuman I would if I knew how to take my suit off, it's been welded shut

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One asteroid contains more platinum than Earth has ever produced. More lithium and iridium than all of recorded history. Here is what happens when you bring it all back. 🚀

#spacefacts #asteroid #space #science #astronomy

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He waited patiently. He fought honorably. The ice cream had other plans. 🚀

#astronaut #funny #comedy #icecream #shorts