Matthew Hopkins

Space and trombone enthusiast studying for a DPhil at the University of Oxford
(he/him)

[Matthew Hopkins @AstroHopkins]

Me: We can't have egg-fried egg noodles.

@CaygillBeth: WHY? You had chicken-fried chicken!

[Matthew Hopkins @AstroHopkins]

@ag_astro @chrislintott Thank you!

[Matthew Hopkins @AstroHopkins]

The ideal jazz quartet

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@CaygillBeth A test of the flowing, lateral kind

[Matthew Hopkins @AstroHopkins]

@CaygillBeth @Turning_Pages7 There are a lot of good lines in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but none work quite as well as:

"Space," it says, "is big. Really fucking big."

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@CaygillBeth Non-flat cosmologies were made up by Big Theory to get more grant funding

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@CaygillBeth Oooo yum, I just love to drink three quarters of a glass of water followed immediately by one quarter of a glass of extremely strong juice. Wow, all the flavour at once!

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"Oh But An F Grade Kills Me"
Less sexist and creepy, more relatable to students