Astrological Asshole

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

Y'all take astrology too seriously but scorpios are clearly superior and you hate it.

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

Ladies, lock your legs around your man on Valentine's Day and give your baby an advantage over the rest of the world.

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

This is fucking ridiculous. If the virus were truly a threat, there wouldn’t be any classes at all. What type of parents are okay with this? This is social conditioning...

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

I got 50 blank hoodies. Y’all got 24 hours to convince me to use them to recreate the first ever Dropout hoodies from 2015 with the OG logo.

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

Attention white women, it's almost that time of the year

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

Killed it

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

Plan B:

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

This is actually a fantastic idea

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

This is fucking wild. Someone made this video in 2015.

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

Got those slaps in the mail today 🔥

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

I announced it on my private account last week but I was offered a publishing deal for my book and I haven’t signed yet because I’m working on another contract. I’m waiting until I can say I signed a publishing deal and a deal with a skateboarding company on the same fucking day.

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

Stop living in fear. This shut down never had anything to do with the virus. The virus was a good excuse to crash the economy and redefine central banking. Wake up.

[Astrological Asshole @AstrologyDouche]

Sagittarius, Gemini, Virgo, And Pisces should all be put on a watch list

[Astrological Asshole @AstrologyDouche]

With both Mercury and Venus in Aries you are in a rush to find love but your decision making is also compromised. From now until May 15th there’s a greater chance of you ending up pregnant with no idea who the father is.

[Astrological Asshole @AstrologyDouche]

With both Mercury and Venus in Aries you are in a rush to find love but your decision making is also compromised. From now until May 15th there’s a greater chance of you ending up pregnant with no idea who the father is.

[Astrological Asshole @AstrologyDouche]

@CornFairyAlex I don’t think you want to hear my honest answer lol

[Alessandros Grillo @DropoutVision]

The man who invented LSD and used small doses throughout his life lived to be 102 years old, just sayin 🌚

[Astrological Asshole @AstrologyDouche]

Make sure you bow down to your Scorpio superiors today

[Astrological Asshole @AstrologyDouche]

@BeriaultLindsay @BellaLenora I got bad news for you..

[Astrological Asshole @AstrologyDouche]

Mercury in Pisces right now is the equivalent of drinking dumb bitch juice. So it’s not your fault if you’ve been feeling extra dumb and bitchy lately.

[Astrological Asshole @AstrologyDouche]

Changed my profile pic to the new black hole image

Because it kind of looks like an asshole