Ashley Strong-Green

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

When your work conference is in downtown Atlanta during the SEC Championship. 😳

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

I have often told people that I'm the long lost sister of
@hankgreen and @johngreen, and now that I can buy a blue check mark, myth can become reality. #whattimeisThanksigivingDinner #HeyStan

[ThatPsychNP @ThatPsychNP]

Gen Z - F*ck Around and Find Out! They’re playing chess while the GOP is playing checkers. #genz #genzwillsavetheworld #tuesdayvibe #RoevemberIsComing #roe #thatpsychnp #mentalhealth #RiseUp #Resist #resiststl

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

Here me out @hulu. A plan with commercials, but where you switch the commercials out for mini workouts. I'd pay more for that than the commercials free plan and you know every influencer would be on that in a heartbeat.

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

I feel like more of us should be talking about how fine @WarwickADavis is in this new #Willow trailer.

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

The amount of times I got in trouble for repeating things Hawkeye Pierce said as an 11 year old watching M*A*S*H* doesn't even touch how many times I've gotten in trouble for acting like him as an adult. 😂 Thanks, @alanalda

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

You can tell alot about a person by if they are more traumatized from @anthonyedwards' death as Goose in Top Gun or Dr. Mark Greene in ER. I'm an #ER married to a #TopGun

[USAA Help @USAA_help]

@Astronggreen Ashley, I can definitely understand your concerns with such a long hold time. What were you needing assistance with today? -CN

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

@USAA_help there's a 12 hour wait. 😬

[Germany in SA @GermanyinSA]

@EmbassyofRussia @MbalulaFikile @mfa_russia @PMSimferopol @RusConsCapetown @mahasharampedi @SABCNews @ThabisoLehoko @MID_Kaliningrad @RusEmbEthiopia @georgegalloway @calebmaupin Sorry, but we can't stay silent on this one, it's just far too cynical. What 🇷🇺 is doing in 🇺🇦 is slaughtering innocent children, women and men for its own gain. It's definitely not "fighting Nazism". Shame on anyone who's falling for this. (Sadly, we're kinda experts on Nazism.)

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

I have several friends who are celebrating their teaching anniversaries this week, and I'm going to just toss out that we should call this momentous occasion your #FeenyDay. It's like your birthday, but with grading instead of cake.

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

@StephenAtHome @jenspyra 7

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

If you want to know how my social distancing is going, yesterday I asked Kenneth the distance between two walls in our home because I was trying to determine if Optimus Prime could fit in our living room.

Looking forward to when we can all safely gather again.

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

If Obama couldn't appoint Merrick Garland, Trump shouldn't get to appoint anyone either this close to an election.

[Carnegie Mellon University @CarnegieMellon]

"We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand."

On this day 13 years ago, Carnegie Mellon professor and alumnus Randy Pausch delivered a one-of-a-kind last lecture that made the world stop and pay attention.

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

I'm just going to say it. #Moesha was definitely Republican. All that unchecked privilege.

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

I imagine getting a small child to wear a mask is a challenge, so I always try to wingman by (1) asking if we want to see who can play ninja longest (2) acting totally surprised that there's a ninja/Power Ranger/PJ Mask hero in the room. Will I ask for an autograph? Absolutely.

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

In academia, people often talk about the hard (natural) & soft (social) sciences usually with some air of condescension based on their biases. Post COVID-19 can we agree it is a simbiotic one. Hard sciences may know what to do; soft sciences know how to get you to actually do it.

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

I used to be so afraid my house smelled like dog and overzealously clean for visitors because of it. Let me just say, especially if your a first time dog owner, there's going to be a time when you miss that scent, and it's not worth worrying about now.

[Ashley Strong-Green @Astronggreen]

The confederacy is like a dramatic girlfriend who threatened to leave, you called her bluff, you take her back, and she wants to play at that same drama. What we not gone do is...