Dubon Dongs

just some astros fan with a lot of jerseys. and pain.

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@SleeperAstros DFA Yainer

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@UnderdogMLB Damn that sucks. Anyways

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Yeah im installing an ignition bomb in my truck tomorrow morning fucking die.

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@brianmctaggart Brian. We’re down 4-0 not now.

[Adolis Muse @AdolisMuse]

I think the Rangers/Astros hate is still as strong as ever, but holy fuck Mariners fans might be the most annoying specimens to walk this earth

[Adolis Muse @AdolisMuse]

Forgot Mariners fans have the same reading comprehension as a rock

[KutterIsKing @KutterIsKing]

THE GUARDIANS BROADCASTER JUST COOKED JAZZ’S ASS LMFAOOOOOO

[Apollo Dez @ApolloDez1]

GO GET THAT YORDAN BOOMBAH OFF CRAWFORD

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@UnderdogMLB Damn that’s crazy. Anyways.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Everyone knows 3 pumps is excessive celebration, come on

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@brianmctaggart Fraud

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Fuck you

[Milo Hamilton’s Microphone @MicrophoneMilo]

I’m fully aware of how thin our roster is right now.

But when Joe Espada says “we need to show urgency and sweep these guys tomorrow” and then chooses to sit Paredes (one of the few Major League bats available), it’s just hard to take him seriously.

#Astros

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Do you want me to shoot myself right now?

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Hey fuck you stupid ass

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@BNightengale Awh.. can they afford another starter?

[Yesavage2Rogers @Prominent_Jaay]

Get ready to learn Japanese buddy

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Fuck you you stupid fucking fuck

[Dubon Dongs @AstrosMoose]

@astros Damn nobody gives a fuck