Astros realist

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@agustinromm Cuando hagan un mundial en los establos que tienen por estadios gritan lo que quieran hambrentinos jaja pro lo pronto sigan llorando y muriendose de hambre

[Astros realist @AstrosRealist]

Told you...

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Real ball knowers knew Arrighetti was getting lucky. His ERA is gonna start looking like his xFIP in a couple more starts

[Astros realist @AstrosRealist]

@jonstall2016 @Variety zios are awful but Obama is a mass murderer too with blood on his hands, so kinda hard to side with any of this 2 guys

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@Jared_Carrabis @JohnnyGiunta_ Ah, yes, because players are not negotiating to get more money right? They only care about the game

Siding with multimillionaire owners = bad
Siding with multimillionaire players = good
Is that how the script goes now?

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@VPasquantino Cuz players care more about the game than money right?

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Don't you dare Dana...

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

BRO JARREN DURAN 😭😭😭😭😭

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@BaseballWRLD_ I can smell a Correa-type trade to the Astros🔜

[Astros realist @AstrosRealist]

Dana Brown deserves to get fired for this. He traded a 2x Gold Glove winner for "Nick Allen"

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

RBI’s from every MLB hitter combined over Jacob Misiorowski’s previous 8 starts: 1

Mauricio Dubon RBI’s against Jacob Misiorowski tonight: 2

[Astros realist @AstrosRealist]

Real ball knowers knew Arrighetti was getting lucky. His ERA is gonna start looking like his xFIP in a couple more starts

[Astros realist @AstrosRealist]

Traded for Nick Allen btw 🤣

[MLB @MLB]

Mauricio Dubón has now homered in three straight games and ties things up 🔥

[Astros realist @AstrosRealist]

Real ball connoisseurs know that this guy is a fraud

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

The shortest outing of the season for Arrighetti:

4 innings
6 hits
4 earned runs
1 walk
1 HBP
3 strikeouts
1 HR (grand slam)
87 pitches (33 in fourth inning)

1.94 ERA

[Astros realist @AstrosRealist]

So Alimber Santa pitched 2 no hit innings and Espada decided to not use him again?

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Can you believe there have been only 22 combined no hitters in MLB history? The Astros have 5 of them.

Solo no-hitters: 305
Combined no-hitters: 22

For the people who think a combined no hitter is not impressive.

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@JeffreyRedstick @Chandler_Rome Lmao first he was unlucky, now the problem is the catcher, just admit Burrows sucks

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For the people that say getting a new manager wouldn't fix this team

[MLB @MLB]

The @Phillies improve to 16-4 since Don Mattingly took over as manager on April 28!

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@segridad @AztecaNoticias Iba cagado de miedo mi pendejo, no lo vi reirse por un segundo, mi morenaco

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Cam Smith is officially hitting under the Mendoza Line this season. They need to send him to triple A.

AVG: .199
OBP: .289
SLG: .318
OPS: .607

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@HSTPodcast Almost 4 years*

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@HSTPodcast I get the sarcasm, but buddy, having 2 guys barely cracking the Top 100 in the 3 years he’s been GM isn’t worthy of you sucking his dick

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Espada always does this. A guy starts getting hot, he moves him to the leadoff spot, then they go hitless with 4 strikeouts and lose all their confidence. Happened with Cam, Brice, and now Cole