Ivan Sloth

I like the Astros, making great BBQ, and flying airplanes.

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@BenOndaTop So cool when I clips and I’m like “I was at that game. My kids were at that game” 🧡🤘🏽

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@SenTuberville Because Congress already solved the ATC understaffing problem, huh, so let’s high five each other and move on to the next most important item on the agenda. 🙄

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@allenanalysis Sir, what about the Epstein files?

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@TheRickWilson Reposting makes you none the better

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@ChaosAgent_42 That’s a solid rear orange choke. Poor guy was about to tap out.

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@Chandler_Rome I was there. I was chanting. I just hope they don’t waste this generational talent like Stroud wasted that generationally talented defense.

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@LucasSa56947288 @rolandsmartin Could all be dispelled by a video or even a phone interview with Fox News. Yet here we are.

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@DanCrenshawTX The tweets don’t hit as good after you get voted out in a landslide

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@JJWatt I have tip fatigue so I made a rule for myself to fight it. If I’m paying while standing up, no tip

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@AlBuffalo2nite Meanwhile, they’re collecting data points on F-35 employment, capabilities and tactics with their cheapest assets

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@kaitlancollins Anything they’re capable of is because Biden. Anything obliterated is because Trump. Don’t you know that’s how the logic goes these days?

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@JuliaMorales I travel a lot. Can I watch it out of city, out of state, out of country? If I’m paying, I want the ability to watch it wherever I am.

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@quallsastros What about Yolanda Saldivar and Ted Cruz?

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

The irony of the @astros tag being #builtforthis during a record setting injury season. Clearly, they are not lol

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@Emilio2763 Because when it gets low, like for landing, it maybe out of range of an ADSB antenna. It’s not radar.

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

So 37yo Craig Kimbrel hasn’t pitched since June and goes straight to the major league bullpen. 31yo LMJ needed a minor league rehab stint for a finger blister. Make it make sense #astros #BuiltForThis ?

[Ivan Sloth @Astros_Sloth]

@meganmmenchaca @HoustonISD @HoustonChron So who takes over the state takeover? Give it back to the people and whomever they voted for. NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!!

[astrosmemes @astrosmemes_]

can’t believe they renamed it

[U.S. Marines @USMC]

#MarineCorps MV-22 Ospreys with @marforres perform a formation flight.

MV-22 Osprey pilots and flight crews conducted a flight rehearsal in preparation for the flyover during Super Bowl LIX.

#USMC #FlyMarines #USMC250 #USMCNOLA

[Fox News @FoxNews]

.@Garrett_FoxNews rides along as MV-22 Osprey pilots and flight crews prepare for their Super Bowl LIX flyover on Sunday.