Astryd

Fear And Hate Won't Make Us Great. Liar in chief needs to rot in jail before he burns in hell.

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@Mimiiben1 Is it 5?

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Imagine being forced to give someone 6.2% of your paycheck, every single check, every month, for 30 to 50 years of your life.

And that person said, "Don't worry, I'm holding this for you and will pay it back to you on a monthly basis, when you retire at 65."

And then they said, "Nah, just kidding. I meant when you retire at 67. And at that time, I'll only give you 70% of what you paid me."

And then they said, "Oops, I spent all your money. You're out of luck."

That's the U.S. government.

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@nc8tz97rgv @heavensbvnny I wish they would make brand new cars that don't spy. I feel like all of them do now.

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@RrnRaindeer @heavensbvnny @JagoeCapital That sounds awful!

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@WorkElizab RAGE BAIT

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@G867530 @RealWayneDupree Omg someone actually PAID to see melania!!! 😂😄 That's hilarious!

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Billionares are so weırd. what are you saving up for?? helł??

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@saniyafatma1278 Big fake nails are one of the tackiest trends ever. Like Kardashian tacky. That girl needs better role models.

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@NancyMace I guess asking for the release of the Epstein files was too much for the pedo in chief to handle. Whoopsie.

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@clear_new33962 @jamsinnebraska Yes keep her pregnant as much as possible. This will keep her from becoming bored and restless and less likely to focus on the family. Don't let her have her own bank account, or vote. That will just give her a sense of autonomy.Also never pick a girl who drives.

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@DanBurmawy Many three year olds aren't ready to stand in line or sit still for long amounts of time.
It doesn't sound like he is ready to be there yet. He's just a young child with healthy energy. It's normal. Try it again in 6 months.
Pushing another child should be dealt with though.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@notjasond100 Yes my son helps out with the bills. He's 21. He makes almost as much as I do and I am having a hard time covering the bills.

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

I hate people who don't have earlobes.

[Mitch Jackson, Esq. @mitchjackson]

Fun fact for the $10 billion lawsuit crowd.

The IRS leak that exposed Donald Trump’s tax returns happened between August 2019 and November 2020.

405,427 other taxpayer returns were also leaked.

Trump was president. His own pick, Charles Rettig, ran the IRS. The contractor who did it, Charles Littlejohn, worked on a Trump-era IRS contract and is now serving five years in federal prison.

On January 29, 2026, Trump sued the IRS and Treasury for $10 billion over a breach that happened on his watch, under his commissioner, by a contractor his administration paid.

He is suing the federal government he ran, for failing to stop a leak that occurred while he was running it.

The taxpayer foots the bill either way.

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@RealJamesWoods Trump

[Astryd @Astrydalterego]

@BeckyJohnson222 @TaraBull Kevin O'Leary is completely full of shit.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

It's almost as if Trump bankrupted American farmers with tariffs just so the Chinese government could buy up the farm land at discounted prices. Hmmm.