Asuka Rain

Happily married, mother of two, who loves to sing.

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

@MatPatGT My child just told me there's a theory that Madam Gazelle from Pepa Pig is a vampire and I need help! 😳

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

@thekingofrandom microwave a jawbreaker

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

Is it just me or does anyone else need to hear @mulaney thoughts on Ocean's 8 😁

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

You guys remind me of siblings with the way you all interact. Matthias is my fav tho he's the reason I watch. Also my birthday coming up on Monday wink wink lol #DOPEorNOPEgiveaway

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

@MatPatGT New Theory: why the addition of a yellow band to Links hat after his defeat in Ocarina of Time

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

Join Markiplier's Charity Livestream and help me win a $50 Amazon Giftcard! https://t.co/E1raCAzfhN

[Mark @markiplier]

Day 2 of the Charity Livestream has BEGUN!! Join us for a day full of fun and #PJORTS https://t.co/o4bUoNKd8i

[Matthew Mercer @matthewmercer]

It's not the slow death of democracy, it's the lifting of the veil that's been hiding its dead body for decades. Oligarchy is now on parade.

[tracy clayton jr the 3rd @brokeymcpoverty]

woman: i live under constant threat of sexual assault, make less than men, & cant govern my own body

man: YEAH WELL I DONT GET FREE DRINKS! https://t.co/lEzmyqRIJY

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

PTSD from sexual assault. Anxiety, Major depressive disorder, asthma. Panic attacks. GERD
#IamPreexistingConditions

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

I've learned being a mom is basically saying no one hundred times and false crying to stop tantrums.

[Supernatural @cw_spn]

RETWEET and let the world know how much you are loving the premiere of #Supernatural!

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

Season 12!!!! #Supernatural

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

Not the first certainly not the last. Was 12 boy from school trapped me in the park bathroom and tried to rape me. Kicked in the nads #NotOk

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

Hey @markiplier what was the song you used in Octodad and Happy Wheels Highlights 22

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

From now on if I want my one year old to learn a new word, I'll have to find it in a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic song....

[Asuka Rain @AsukaRain]

Just saw FNAF the musical night 4. Omg my life is complete my dream has come true. @markiplier and @NateWantsToBtl singing together!!!!!!!😍

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Priest: Do your children understand that we all answer to a higher power?

Me: They know all about Dumbledore.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: I'm a man. What I say, goes

Wife: ...through me for final approval.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Why did the chicken cross the road?

3-year-old: He wanted to get killed.

Preschool made her hard.