ellis b

Ellis | She/her | Editor/Archivist for Cool Science Folks | Old Norse lit (Snorri, rímur, Ásynjur), creative writing, some singing, TCW, a horse, and a cat ✨

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@noharedontcare ????? 🤣🤣🤣

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@s_t_gibson It’s giving kardashian Elizabeth swann and I am so confused 🤣🤣

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@David_Foxtrot @LegbootLegit 😂😂😂😂😂

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I’m tired of New Mexico businesses & their eternal nonsense. Yesterday the locksmith canceled, today he calls before the 3:30 appointment to say that he took another job that was supposed to be small but now won’t be done til 7:30. I’m wasting every workday coming home for this

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I know the seasonal depression is about to start healing because the feed store chicks and ducks season has officially begun ✨🐥🐣

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I love the difference between how doctors and dentists treat your awareness of stuff. Doctors are so slow and obvious, “this is your body. Did you know you have a body? In your body there is a stomach” and dentists are like pissed at you for not knowing which tooth is number 23

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@Richiehimself Ohhhh god, flooding is the worst. So glad it was only boxes!

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@Carina_Amyth @ask_aubry This looks exactly like my cat so I’m keeping it forever

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Okay, everyone, your hilarious citation of the week is:

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I haven’t even been back in tow. For 24 hours and my horse already is in for a new fifty dollar round of supplements 🥴😅 we’re moving on to msm, hyaluronic acid, and devils claw, lads

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Realized while watching It’s a Wonderful Life tonight that I– a single female archivist in my 30s–, am now literally the Old Maid edition of Mary Bailey and I am so fucking proud. I am the nightmare scenario, fuck yeah baby!!

this is my final boss form, merry Christmas 🎄🎁

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Me: ok, I’ll just plan to do all my errands and cleaning and packing and moving the cat the day before I fly out, what could go wrong?

The universe: did you order two meetings, a date, and a broken filling to be repaired all on this day? Because here you go

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@dariusthehunter @tlecaque The question is:

How can your opinion on anything be taken seriously when your bio indicates that you, what, snipe at people’s weight on twitter… in the name of god?

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@AdrianBremensis Wow congratulations!! 🎉🎉

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@JortsTheCat *laughs in Pickup Princess*

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Wow, your “I’m in my thirties” moment of the day: I left a Christmas party at seven pm because I felt sick… because I drank three cups of soda. Not three cups of wine, three cups of soda. “Sorry, may vom cause I drank some Fresca” was not on my party-exit excuse bingo card

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@ChristnNitemare Not to be an archivist on main but: kick these people right tf out of that library, stat

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@noharedontcare i think Völsunga saga would make a fantastic weekly soap opera, tbh

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Every year i watch love actually around the holidays, and every year i become incrementally more incensed by the film’s insistence that “Natalie” is fat wtf this is why i have body image issues. Early-aughts films did women all sorts of dirty