Ellis | She/her | Editor/Archivist for Cool Science Folks | Old Norse lit (Snorri, rímur, Ásynjur), creative writing, some singing, TCW, a horse, and a cat ✨
I’m tired of New Mexico businesses & their eternal nonsense. Yesterday the locksmith canceled, today he calls before the 3:30 appointment to say that he took another job that was supposed to be small but now won’t be done til 7:30. I’m wasting every workday coming home for this
I love the difference between how doctors and dentists treat your awareness of stuff. Doctors are so slow and obvious, “this is your body. Did you know you have a body? In your body there is a stomach” and dentists are like pissed at you for not knowing which tooth is number 23
I haven’t even been back in tow. For 24 hours and my horse already is in for a new fifty dollar round of supplements 🥴😅 we’re moving on to msm, hyaluronic acid, and devils claw, lads
Realized while watching It’s a Wonderful Life tonight that I– a single female archivist in my 30s–, am now literally the Old Maid edition of Mary Bailey and I am so fucking proud. I am the nightmare scenario, fuck yeah baby!!
this is my final boss form, merry Christmas 🎄🎁
Me: ok, I’ll just plan to do all my errands and cleaning and packing and moving the cat the day before I fly out, what could go wrong?
The universe: did you order two meetings, a date, and a broken filling to be repaired all on this day? Because here you go
@dariusthehunter @tlecaque The question is:
How can your opinion on anything be taken seriously when your bio indicates that you, what, snipe at people’s weight on twitter… in the name of god?
Wow, your “I’m in my thirties” moment of the day: I left a Christmas party at seven pm because I felt sick… because I drank three cups of soda. Not three cups of wine, three cups of soda. “Sorry, may vom cause I drank some Fresca” was not on my party-exit excuse bingo card
Every year i watch love actually around the holidays, and every year i become incrementally more incensed by the film’s insistence that “Natalie” is fat wtf this is why i have body image issues. Early-aughts films did women all sorts of dirty