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PowerPoint power user.

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@alexgarcia_atx “Sam made me a better writer”

“How?”

“He called me a bitch”

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People are creating an infinite amount of AI-generated content at work and shipping it directly to coworkers, executives, and customers. Completely worthless content. It’s embarrassing.

So far most organizations are just accepting it, but it’s becoming increasingly obvious that this is a massive productivity drain.

People waste time prompting their way to a deliverable then immediately hand it off because it looks like a finished product. The burden of determining whether the thing is useful, accurate, actionable, or worth anyone’s time gets pushed onto the recipient.

The problem is that the output is usually complete shit. Too many words. Too many slides. Too much content. Inaccurate or contextually worthless claims. Most people don’t have the time or energy to validate it so they skim it or ignore it entirely.

Infinite PowerPoints converging toward the same AI-generated aesthetic. Accent color bars. Rounded boxes. Meaningless metrics floating around the page. Random color palettes. Fucking. Trash. Stop it.

Infinite documents presented as profound analysis when they’re often little more than prompted summaries wrapped in a professional template. “Look what I did!” (no one looked, immediately archived).

The future belongs to people with taste, judgment, and discernment.

AI is not leveling everyone up nearly as much as people think. Ironically it’s exposing who can generate content versus who can recognize quality. Creating value for others has become easier and more challenging than ever.

And a friendly reminder, you can just prompt the AI slop permanently out of everything you generate before you even sit down to prompt it. I will literally send you the build if it for the love of God stops you from sending another trash X post or PPT deck.

Also, this was written by Claude.

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@JayKapoorNYC The AI slop infesting PPTs and dashboards is wild. It’s incredibly easy and low effort to have AI create the content while infusing style and taste.

The future of all things creative belongs to people with taste.

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@NateSilver538 @micsolana Stigmatized?

It should result in mass imprisonment.

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@tbpn @iscoe Ah yeah some random guy is just crushing it via Rotten Tomatoes arbitrage and the hedge funds know who he is and want to hire him.

Can’t name him but you know, trust me, bro.

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@noahiglerSEO You don’t think the dudes that have never done a minute of manual labor in their lives know how to solve it at scale!?

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It’s super important to take care of yourself right now to make it through to the other side. This will be the most exponential leap humanity has ever experienced in longevity in a very compressed period of time.

As long as we don’t kill each other first or let the AI overlords do it.

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@kodarkweb3 @Nexuist I mean…

[Fabi 🪷 @kamala_things]

“I have been in classified briefings, and I'm telling you, don't be on the train using your AirPods and thinking somebody can't listen to your conversation.”

bc Kamala Harris told us they’re spying on us 😭

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@AdamGillman Interesting another post from a different account with basically the same message. And it’s just a course underneath.

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@CRabico80164 @lukepierceops There are so many AI SaaS and AI implementation companies literally targeting HVAC and the trades right now. lol what???

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@AdamGillman What in the world are you doing working on your product for 12+ months before launching anything?

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@HamasAtrocities Message is good. Delivery is abysmally unfunny.

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@Jason @DamiDina It’s so blatantly obvious that you don’t do any actual work and you aren’t using AI for anything useful. My god.

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@RapperPandit The irony is she looks like a fucking massive dork while she thinks she’s flexing.

Won’t even get into that dumpster of a house she dwells in.

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@HarryStebbings @nico_laqua All of that and it’s for insurance named after Karen’s favorite dog breed.

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@scuttigirl @newstart_2024 Donna there is absolutely no way in fuck you are doing this.

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@markvalorian @PalmerLuckey @markpoloncarz Not all informal comments are created equal.

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@limitlesstack Lost me at French military.

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@markvalorian @PalmerLuckey @markpoloncarz You’re typing “idk” while trying to pass yourself off as some dignitary.

Incredible.

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@PLeonardNYDN @YouTubeCreators @YouTube Whiney ass bitch.