Keith

100% chance I have nothing better to do if tweeting, tweet me on it.

[Keith @At5Keith]

@ShemuelFjb47won @4thOfJuly365 Samantha, you kinda seem like the type of person whose parents didn't prioritize education

[Keith @At5Keith]

@SpumoniTakes @3YearLetterman Have you ever talked to a real human?

[Keith @At5Keith]

@Jared_Carrabis Why is Jay-Hay muted starting at the 1 hr 44 min mark?

Same thing w/ T in a recent Section 10

[Keith @At5Keith]

@Leaving_A_MarkO @SteelersOracle @LangmanVince You're right, Trump's list of being an absolute terrible human being is endless lol

Genuinely, still liking Trump in 2026 is deplorable, it's amazing that you Reps. see **everyone in the world** disagreeing with you, but STILL thinking you're right

Amazingly scary cult you have

[Keith @At5Keith]

@MarkDondero Mark, you should probably go back to talking about Pebble Beach and Rucker Park

[Keith @At5Keith]

@Soorrrey1 @MarkDondero Thank god you'll never be within 50 feet of Brad Stevens

[Keith @At5Keith]

@Keeagan40Kate @HunterBiden @DanteTheDon I will never grasp how people as dumb as you made it to adulthood

Dumbasses like you are the majority, that's why the US is the laughing stock now

[Keith @At5Keith]

@ColeyMick Fucking Iron Man ass brace

[Keith @At5Keith]

@tylermilliken_ extend him, and then extend the extension

[Keith @At5Keith]

@TeeMoney_Mills @JomboyMedia this is a wild comment when you find out that he actually can do this lmao

[Keith @At5Keith]

@cole_ryals @DC_gaming5 @DiBonaNFL disagree, I know countless people that are fans of sports teams that don't have a jersey

[Keith @At5Keith]

@MVJUDGE99 @stevenf214 Dang, where do I get a pair of them society-blocking blinders you got?

[Keith @At5Keith]

@DC_gaming5 @cole_ryals @DiBonaNFL I don't think you get it lol, AJ always wanted to be a Patriot, he cried when they didn't draft him

[Keith @At5Keith]

@DocJokeraf @KingMadTaz @TomiLahren how are you able to miss the entire point so blatantly?

Like, holy hell

[Keith @At5Keith]

@tylermilliken_ @timbhealey "it bothers me incredibly strongly"

please. Just talk like a human.

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

There is an almost unlimited pool of wildly overqualified people available to run a baseball team and these idiots picked a guy who is such a bad communicator he needs an English-to-English translator.

[Keith @At5Keith]

@TolleEnthusiast @Jared_Carrabis @Section10Pod @Bagz2K @MKEmond @ColeyMick @tylermilliken_ @Steve_Perrault Love this dude, might've just inspired me to come to the next one solo

[Keith @At5Keith]

@BOSSportsGordo Love this, I pulled up at a red light on route 9 one day when I was 8 years old, looked out my window and saw Manny
Rolled down my window "Hi Manny", he goes "Hey buddy, 1 sec" reaches into his back seat, pulls out an 8x10 and signs it
Gave a beggar $100 and had him walk it to me

[Keith @At5Keith]

@ThomasC11245387 ah fuck, ThomasC11245387, we'll never recover! I quit politics now!

[Keith @At5Keith]

@d1cky772_ @idcwbyfan @CardPurchaser would love for you to show me where I said the customer was at fault