AshleytheMagnificent

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

[AshleytheMagnificent @AtMagnificent]

*sniff* *tear* a banner day. a proud moment. I have made reddit... https://t.co/P1HFEd8XrF via @reddit

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@WacoOGuin @BRICKLEBERRY TBS Comics in Pensacola, FL. Bob even drawed me this sweet heavy metal bag of holding!

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@WacoOGuin @BRICKLEBERRY What can I say? My fancy town boasts many classy, literate nerds with disposable income.

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@BRICKLEBERRY Thanks for the reminder! Got the last copy at the comic shop :D

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@BRICKLEBERRY Did we buy enough to please our overlords, my masters? Will there be a new season yet?

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Never trust a person who only eats half a doughnut.

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I LOVE that an episode of #AmericanDad features a #Deftones song. Let's have more of that. NCIS? +Deftones. Game of Thrones? +Deftones

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I doodled a thing. Do you like things? It's about LEGOs and gaming and spending all your money. Made w love & vinyl. https://t.co/6i5JLgP24Z

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@TemporaryTats Your site's shopping cart has been non-responsive for 2 wks. Can't order. Emails haven't been returned. Still in business?

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Me, upon seeing a spider INSIDE my car: AAGGHHH WTF GET OUT MY CAR! OMG OMG SHITSHITSHIT GETOUT! GETOUT! GETOUT! ...Ashley has left the car.

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Me, upon seeing a spider outside my car: Oh hey, guy! Goin for a ride? Better hang on! Quick duck down, it's windy! Uh-oh, bye bye. Weeeee!"

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@MalloyCub @BRICKLEBERRY Should have worn your Sailor's suit...

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RIP cutest animal in the world. #neverforget #brickleberry

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I'm going to buy all my enemies an HP printer.

HP: Because F#CK YOU, Mac people.

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Extremely Loud and Incredibly Gross: The story of a cat who always vomits at 2am on the carpeted areas of your home #CatBooks @midnight

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Of Mice and Those Little Jingly Balls #CatBooks @midnight

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Husband gone. Kids at Grandma's. #BestWeekendIn5Words @midnight

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Naps. Cats. Naps with cats. #BestWeekendIn5Words @midnight

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Finally Assemble Lego Death Star #BestWeekendIn5Words @midnight

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I wonder if Steve and Ethel have died by murder-suicide yet... #brickleberry