Things Overheard at Fort Kickass

an archive of shit people have said within the walls of Fort Kickass lmao

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izzit bomb or vom?

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one day the men behind the curtain will be fed to the pigs - and in their absence the earth will begin to recover

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buckle down or buckle up

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dipshiðiot

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much rather have a bleeding heart and a leaky wallet than a full wallet and no heart

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guttural gunshots

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I should clarify but alas I shant

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a little history, chronic conditions, context, and a spray-on a solo star-ski joyride near Venus

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father - I hope the afterlife is real - cuz when I get there I'm gonna kick your ass - mother - I hope the afterlife isn't real - so you never have to deal with that asshole again - but if it is - tell him I'm on my way to kick his ass

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I hear tell that non-shy people exist

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if eyes could eat I'd be covered in crumbs rn

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sometimes the *real* siblings were the friends we banged along the way

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pirate heuristics

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the price of my compliance is One Hot Air Balloon

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worry stems from fear stems from trauma and a perceived lack of control

embrace that we know nothing about the future and walk backwards into new things

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weed zamboni

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I am the food witch

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the irony of telling a Tree to go to therapy is not lost on me

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we transed our gender TWICE

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kimchi. tuna. wrap.